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i love "woag". a purposeful mispelling of woah. it conveys such an Emotion that cannot be named but is deeply relatable

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Gf will only have sex with me if we toss each other around the room and have a roleplay anime battle where one of us gets pinned. It’s very tiresome but very hot. Does anyone have any new super moves i can use because my holy crescent sword beam is getting stale and she’s learning to dodge my attacks. Every time she wins she just smirks and monologs and then we don’t have sex. I’m open to any ideas for new strategies or weapons

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all a girlie needs is to be surrounded by her trinkets and have ambient lighting and maybe an open window with a slight breeze

nothing is scarier than seeing what the front page of YouTube looks like when you're not logged in

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hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures