Do Not Touch Him. He'll Eat You Alive.

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“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

play.google.com

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

today is video games’s birthday.

things that are not selfish:

prioritizing your mental health

saying no

calling in sick to work or school (even if you’re not physically sick)

limiting contact with someone when their issues are affecting your happiness negatively

cutting off toxic people

declining help

setting boundaries for yourself

not immediately responding to texts/calls/emails

ending a friendship or relationship even though the other person “hasn’t done anything wrong”

not donating any money

complimenting and being proud of yourself

treating yourself

HELP I TRIED TO AMKE MY OWN GIF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

WHAT THTE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

hey wait a second. im alive & can experience things

Felled