i need everyone to understand the poetry of curly turning a blind eye to anya’s suffering only to be robbed of his autonomy and voice as she was and then forced to observe jimmy’s crimes and the abuse of his own body
Video Game : please choose your hair.
Available hairstyles :UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, ugly but it fits your character, UGLY.
its that time of year where people on tumblr are shouting “if you donate to AO3 and not my personal gofundme you are EVIL”
(r/relationshipadvice)
Gf will only have sex with me if we toss each other around the room and have a roleplay anime battle where one of us gets pinned. It’s very tiresome but very hot. Does anyone have any new super moves i can use because my holy crescent sword beam is getting stale and she’s learning to dodge my attacks. Every time she wins she just smirks and monologs and then we don’t have sex. I’m open to any ideas for new strategies or weapons
"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight
you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.
when adobe asked if i wanted to upload this to the cloud i laughed out loud
Sabía que piedra ganaba siempre
TRIBUTE TO ALL SOLDIERS WHO THOUGHT FOR US IN WAR (RIP)