Emilyinhouston - Emily In Houston

he thinks she's a stuffed animal

A new year to try

Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️

The fact that Tesla autopilots abort self driving 1 second before a crash so the company can state “self driving wasn’t active during the collision” should be grounds to dismantle the entire company.

Like, seriously, if you’re making 4000 pound death machines, and you program this shit to work on a technicality? Your company should be dismantled. Gone. No recourse. Just terrible shit dude

Hhahahahahahahah

If you need a reason to vote for Kamala

Throw in 'chain migration' and 'anchor baby' dog whistles, and you have Trump batting 1.000.

Yes!!!! But so many of the characters could have been so much more if Scott wasn’t the center of Davis’ show.

She is beautiful, Kate. She looks like you. Probably not as damaged. So I’m going to give you a chance to save her.

Day 6

just like a paperback novel by princecharmingwinks - (Rating: T, Words: 5,840)

Stiles works at a cozy bookstore and encounters a series of intriguing customers, each buying books for the same mysterious person. As the puzzle pieces come together, Stiles realizes that the one they’re all shopping for might just be the hero of his own romance novel.

5 times Stiles meets members of the Hale Pack and the 1 time he meets the Alpha.

i wanna dance with somebody (who loves me) by bleep0bleep - (Rating: T, Words: 10,538)

Derek gets in an accident and loses a few years of his memory; suddenly everything is different— he's not a freshman loser anymore, but a popular senior, captain of the basketball team, a shoo-in for prom king, too, and he should have everything he's ever wanted— except he doesn't seem to be friends with Stiles anymore.

There is always a version of you and me. by DropsOfAddiction - (Rating: T, Words: 7,477)

Derek’s eyes narrow and Stiles knows he’s fucked up royally, because between one heartbeat and the next, Derek’s pinning him down with one hairy, strong arm.

He practically crawls his way up Stiles’ body, as Stiles scrambles back on the couch to get further away from him, still raising the bowl of candy above his head.

Derek, with a huff of victory finally gets level with Stiles’ face. He reaches up for the bowl again but where Derek’s strong, Stiles is gangly, and it’s still just out of Derek’s reach.

Stiles shoves Derek’s elbow out from under him and he collapses down on top of Stiles with a surprised oomph.

“Can’t get me Derek, I’m the whacky, inflatable arm waving-man,” Stiles laughs delightedly, right in Derek’s face.

Derek’s really close face. His incredibly handsome, stubbly face, a face that is inches away from his own face.

Fuck balls.

Lost And Found by all-or-nothing-baby (BundleOfSoy) - (Rating: T, Words: 887)

Now—at a clearing in the trees on what has been Hale land for generations going back centuries, with Stiles in his space and his nostrils and in his fucking head—Derek is terrified.

OR

Stiles risks his life again, and Derek realises he is kind of in love.

Sunshine and Sourwolf by RBnC (thedeadcheese) - (Rating: T, Words: 1,448)

Derek gets hit by a curse that separates his more gentle and happy parts from his darker self. Stiles is quite surprised to find that Derek is, in fact, able to smile, and maybe he's a little bias towards Sunshine. Sourwolf, meanwhile, tries to not feel jealous of himself, because that's just fucking ludicrous and he's not that pathetic. Prompt found on Tumblr via Bilesandthesourwolf.

Resistance by Hedwig221b - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 6,908)

How dare the wolf taste those lips, hold him, panting and soft, trembling and eager, so close to his chest? How dare he?

Jordan could not move, even if he wanted to. The slick sounds of their kiss, of tongues sliding softly against one another, bitten-off moans, and muffled mewls interspersed with crackling fire — it was hell for him. Stiles was everything Jordan dreamed he would be in a moment like this — he moved just right, arched so beautifully, bared his throat, and grabbed the hand that pressed to his stomach, keeping it there. His smell seeped across the tent, sweeter than ever before and deadly because of it.

Jordan’s eyes stung, his fists clenching the cold sheets. Yet, he could not even take a proper breath, for everything smelled of him.

For three years, Jordan told himself to resist. Three years of catching Stiles only for the omega to seep from his fingers. Years without ever holding his waist like Jordan wanted to.

A month was all it took for Stiles to give it to the wolf.

it only took a minute by EvanesDust - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 3,900)

It was crazy how it only took a minute for Derek’s entire life to change. …or the one where a chance meeting led to the best gift ever.

Spun In Gold by indentations (thebigoblin) - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 2,915)

Derek curses, but he's impatient, always so impatient for Stiles' cock, in any way Stiles will let him have him (which is: any and all ways). Derek shouts, "Your cock! Put your cock in me. Please," and Stiles has never been more appreciative of his ability to find random spells in his magic books. The soundproofing one on their room is definitely a blessing — they can hear Eli if he shouts for them, but Eli can't hear them unless the door has a sliver of gap in it, not completely shut.

Our Little Secret by lilmissdaydreamer - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 1,527 )

The thing about Stiles and Derek’s relationship is that, while it’s still new and exciting, they’ve also been building up to this for a very long time. The two of them have been dancing around each other forever and honestly, the honeymoon phase is probably going to last at least triple the amount of time it took the two of them to pull their heads out of their asses. So they’ve taken to fucking just about any and everywhere as a way to “make up for lost time”. The only catch being: don’t get caught. 

Yet, Derek seems hellbent on getting them caught in the act.

Stiles Stilinski and the Weasel-Lookin' Werewolves by quackquackcey - (Rating: Explicit , Words: 27,449)

A strange dream two weeks before Laura Hale's death leaves its mark on Stiles as well as unanswered questions, and after Scott's foray into the world of the supernatural upon being bitten, Stiles ends up forming a mutually beneficial deal with who else but Derek Hale, the only other werewolf they know of.~ 🐺

But is it really just a deal?

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(Canon rewrite of Season 1) Will update 2 chapters Tues, Thur, & the weekend