i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring
Yes!!!! But so many of the characters could have been so much more if Scott wasn’t the center of Davis’ show.
She is beautiful, Kate. She looks like you. Probably not as damaged. So I’m going to give you a chance to save her.
“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“
WRONG QUESTION!
WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?
Can anyone else help with these? 🩷
I’ve been searching tags and googling but no luck! What is the fic where Stiles and Derek are exes and Derek is now the boss is Stiles’s horrible husband?
I'm hoping you can help me find this fic that is driving me crazy because I think you already helped me find it once, and I lost it 😭 it's a fake dating one. Another pack has, I think, lost their alpha and coming to court Derek. I feel like one of the girls was Derek's cousin in the other pack. They throw a party, and I remember the line from Stiles about them roasting a whole cow on the fire. I know it's not a lot. I've gone through all the fake dating I feel like!!!
Can you, please, help me find a fic? Stiles doesn't think he's pack so he just does research for them. There was a scene where the pack decided to stay at the loft and watch a movie after discussing pack stuff, and Stiles immediately stands up and leaves. They try to stop him but he dismisses everything and is like "yeah, yeah, I know, I'm going". The pack is all upset. And Stiles forgets his keys to the Jeep (?) and decides to walk all the way home bc he doesn't want to disturb the pack
I’m looking for a oneshot Sterek fic on ao3. It was about their first time. Derek was waiting for a long time for Stiles to be ready for that, but when the time comes, Stiles can’t take the D(I think he even cries trying to?) . So Derek suggests he can be on top for this once(I remember he explicit saying ”just this once”). Stiles gets surprised about Derek offering that, because big bad alpha and so on. But once they started it, Stiles really(really) enjoys it and it goes to his head, even begining a humiliation kink with blurred consent lines (kinda a douch?), calling Derek alpha bitch and talking about doing this every time from now on.
Any fics where Stiles goes to Derek for help or to stay with Derek because he has nowhere else to go? Either he’s been pushed out of his friend group or has a fight or misunderstanding with his father?
I think so.
(1/1 I 1,952 I General)
Pushed away from the pack, Stiles has had enough of Beacon Hills.
(4/4 I 14,866 I Teen)
In which Derek finds his words and Stiles learns to growl.
(7/7 I 35,994 I Explicit)
Stiles should've expected Derek to suddenly disappear since the werewolf was in the habit of taking off without notice. However, Derek always showed up when they needed him.
As the weeks pass by, Stiles is no longer confused and a little hurt. What started as heartache begins to get worse the longer Stiles goes without seeing Derek. Eventually, his body begins to shut down and his only hope seems to be Derek...but nobody can find him.
There's no cure for a broken heart. Except, maybe, the cause for the broken heart himself.
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Or the one where Derek takes off without warning and Stiles finds out he could be Derek's mate and the distance between Derek and Stiles, along with Derek's refusal to develop the bond, is slowly killing Stiles. Without Derek, Stiles will die, but no one knows where he is or how to contact him. And Stiles is barely keeping it together.
(2/2 I 82,866 I Explicit)
Derek doesn’t want to call the window repair guy. He doesn’t want to sweep up the glass. He’ll inevitably miss a few shards and pull them out of the bottom of his bare feet for weeks.
He doesn’t want to try to make this place feel like home when it isn’t.
Derek stayed in Beacon Hills and tried to make it work because he wanted pack, wanted purpose. He gave his best effort and found himself back where he started: alone, with a few begrudging allies. He’s tired, and even though his werewolf body heals quickly, he feels the weary ache down to his center.
He packs his car with the few things he cares about enough to drag them from place to place. He locks the loft and calls a realtor about listing the building he’d bought in a misguided attempt to secure a future.
And then he leaves.
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the ruined surprise by EvanesDust - (Rating: G, Words: 1,500, sterek)
..the one where Derek ruined Stiles's plans of breakfast in bed.
Wrong Number by greenleaf - (Rating: T, Words: 9,833, sterek)
Even wrong numbers can get it right sometimes.
...Or one where Stiles dials the wrong number and keeps forgetting to change it, while Derek ends up going along for the ride and sees Stiles four times before Stiles meets him.
i want to say all those things that would be better unsaid by aeneapsych - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 24,552, sterek)
Derek is a lonely professor who decides to call a phone sex line.
Stiles is a poor grad student who needs to make a living somehow.
"One night stands were never this good. Hell, his previous relationships were never this good. Derek was so screwed, but right now he didn't care."
Through Your Eyes by Sagasimon - (Rating: Not Rated, Words: 1,850, sterek)
Derek has a bad day and then there's this weird guy chatting him up on the street... He's kinda cute so Derek thinks "Why not?"
Derek woke slowly, reaching across the sheets to find - Nothing. He frowned, opening his eyes to look at the empty space in bed next to him. The sheets were still rumpled, a divot in the pillow, but there was no one there. He rolled into the empty space, face planting into the pillow and inhaling deeply. The pillow still smelled like Stiles.
With the City Below by frek, sova - (Rating: T, Words: 2,062, sterek)
Okay so maybe it's a post case celebration. It's the first case Derek let Stiles take the lead on and he had won and Derek couldn't be more proud. (Suits inspired lawyer AU)
What It Means To Stay by alocalband - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 7,611, sterek)
Derek's kid thinks that this Stiles person at daycare is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Derek eventually has to concede that his daughter may have a point.
The Walls Are Breathing In by secondstar - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 41,879, sterek)
Nothing could go wrong. It was just supposed to be a safe trip to the Nemeton. But this is Beacon Hills and things are rarely that simple. Welcome to the life of Stiles Stilinski.
Or, that time that Stiles accidentally became a sorcerer against his will.
Is that knot a thing? by lizlybear - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 3,664, sterek)
Stiles is curious about knotting and tries to satisfy that curiosity but Derek interrupts him.
The Descendant by alikatastic - (Rating: T, Words: 1,800, sterek)
Stiles had never much thought of the afterlife. Never putting much stock into it. His mother died when he was a child, filling him with doubt about any god. So, when he died, Stiles honestly expected it to all go black. He didn’t expect to wake up and meet his ancestor or have a second chance.
Derek: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Stiles: *pulls a gun out of his waistband*
Derek: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A GUN?!
*me standing in front of the books at the library knowing i’m just going to go home and open a Sterek fanfic on AO3*