"the Hottest Thing A Man Could Do Is Drive One-handed, Palming The Stirring Wheel."

"the hottest thing a man could do is drive one-handed, palming the stirring wheel."

Vasco dating headcannons bc why not

(this is my first time writing hcs so dont come for me😭😭)

-when you asked him out for the first time (because he was too shy to ask you) his face turned completely red and nodded his head happily “yes! can we get a kangaroo??” 

-looooovveess holding hands and he completely melts when you love on him

-you are definitely gonna need to plan the dates and stuff because the only thing hes good at planing is bnc meetups.

-oh yeah he definitely loves it when you wear his clothes but doesnt completely understand why you do when you have your own clothes.

-gives the weirdest gifts to you. “hey -name-?” “yes Vasco?” “i got you a fuzzy pen at the store today.” “oh. ok”

-will tear up when you kiss him for the first time.

omfg this was so short but thank you for reading

i understand the actors are attractive in the movie warfare, but yall that is NOT the movie to be thirsting over them

Jaeyoon

Fred Hechinger, I want you.

“My child is fine”

Your child has an obsession with multiple people and they’re not even real.

Need a dilf in my life so bad (just watched sharp stick)

"I'm completely normal about-"

I say as I describe something I am, in fact, not completely normal about