I Mean Yeah

“My child is fine”

Your child has an obsession with multiple people and they’re not even real.

I need him to fuck me until i pass out

Thank you

HC that Ominis Gaunt is a Sugar Daddy in Denial

Ominis has a warped idea of what is expensive

He'd buy you expensive gifts. Watching his parents, that is the only love language he knows.

Sebastian and you are slowly teaching him other ways of showing love and appreciation.

When you call him a Sugar Daddy, he gets flustered and refuses to admit it.

MC, receiving an expensive gift from Ominis: "I can't take this, Ominis. This is far too expensive!" Ominis: "?? It was only 50 galleons." You and Sebastian are floored. Ominis: "What? I spend at least 10 on Honeydukes, weekly." MC: "Weekly?!"

Bonus:

Sebastian: "Ominis, do I get anything?" Ominis: *reluctantly hands him a single free sample from Honeydukes.*

-> Hogwarts Legacy Incorrect Quotes

what did doja cat say about big noses again ???

Jaeyoon

Things guys normally do that look terribly hot when Fred does them

It's canon, he told me himself.

Leaning on the door frame while talking to you

Running the hands through his hair subconsciously, when he's thinking or when he's sweaty after quidditch practice

Stretching, just that. When he's tired in the mornings, or even if he's trying to reach something that's really high and his shirt lifts a little

Helping younger students. no explanation needed here, it's just hot when he helps kids

Being protective, not in a possessive way but in a hold my hand I don't wanna loose you way

Rolling up his shirt sleeves, does this need an explanation too or...?

why must I live in a world where no man will ever love me to the point that his honor is hanging by a thread that grows more precarious with every moment he spends in my presence.

How am I suppose to live with the fact that I will never be the bane of someone’s existence and the object of all their desires??!

Need a dilf in my life so bad (just watched sharp stick)

i could’ve fixed him

whatta man for @souliebird