Enbyodysseus - THE WORLD'S CRINGE AND SO AM I

Got an allergic reaction from just holding a banana next to my face

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

fun things that tend to get lost in dracula adaptations:

dracula throwing jonathans mirror out the window & leaving; jonathans reaction being essentially “god dammit how am i gonna shave now”

draculas shitty straw hat that he wears during his frantic daytime errands

jonathan trying to whack dracula with a shovel

general respect for lucy & mina

“we should have pity for dracula” “yeah have pity for him when i slam dunk him into hell” “JONATHAN”

quincey quietly stepping out during van helsings long boring vampire lecture & waking everyone up by shooting the fucking window in bc he saw a bat

quincey in general like why would you make the conscious decision to not have a cowboy in your vampire movie

jonathan almost dying bc he ate some spicy chicken

ROUGES!

"It's so shiny…!" 🍇✨

A vineyard quietly spreads out at the foot of a mountain in the sunlight 🌳 Knuckles can't help but smile at the wonderful fruit of the jewel of nature, lush with sunlight. 😊

Only the happy sounds of the harvest echo among the trees 😄

#sonicpict

i just learned that noelle used to be smaller than kris. microscopic

hecate

video i made like 3 or 4 years ago that sticks with me to the end of time

~ Day 4 ~ Eyes ~

hehe