Latest Posts by enbyodysseus - Page 6

U Got It Bad

翅膀！🪽🪽🪽🪽

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

Icons!!!

sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like

It makes me happy when they listen

A good dragon hoard must have a princess

i know every bug. btw

i just learned that noelle used to be smaller than kris. microscopic

you bottle Miette??

Burning Fields / Commission [Character - Roan by RujoRuho]

pnf revival challenge day 4: driver’s license!

Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything!✨

I wanted to add a page where they get pulled over by cops but ironically I spent 10 hours driving myself today and I’m falling asleep at my desk kfbshckm anyway here’s a bonus meme:

Portrait of a Gentleman by Charles Spencelayh // Some Guy in the background of a screenshot from Death Note (2006)

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

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I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

video i made like 3 or 4 years ago that sticks with me to the end of time

Father Moss wish you a prosperous day. Reblog for luck.

Pickles looks like Hugh Laurie

The patient needs to eat crinkly plastic to live

Leaving for the beach today, Penny Rose fell asleep about 5 minutes into our trip. We got caught in about an hour of bumper to bumper traffic and she woke up right after we cleared it absolutely LIVID that we were not at the beach yet. Sorry I can't bend space time girlie I do be trying

I call this one Having A Nap With Chronic Pain

As usual, gloomy Husk. Only with a little chic ✨♥️♠️

Hey Jimmy the cat, my mother wants you to know that your visage has been shown to several members of Congress when she was on a lobbying trip to DC recently and I happened to send her your picture because she thinks you’re a handsome little man. The representatives thought you were “weirdly cute, but with scary hands. His cat parents must love him a lot.”

You’re making a political impact! At least three states are behind you in your schemes.

I Can Be Trusted Alone In The Room With Several Sitting Members Of The United States Congress!

Hey Jimmy the cat, my mother wants you to know that your visage has been shown to several members of Congress when she was on a lobbying trip to DC recently and I happened to send her your picture because she thinks you’re a handsome little man. The representatives thought you were “weirdly cute, but with scary hands. His cat parents must love him a lot.”

You’re making a political impact! At least three states are behind you in your schemes.

I Can Be Trusted Alone In The Room With Several Sitting Members Of The United States Congress!

The plot of Death Note could never happen to me because I’d only use the Death Note for just and righteous reasons

I got inspired by this Tails with a Gun Master Post

He really said 🔫🦊

Featuring some bonus hedgehogs 💛