You've Got 2 Admit That The Oft Repeated Command To "touch Grass" In Itself Illustrates A Great Disconnect

you've got 2 admit that the oft repeated command to "touch grass" in itself illustrates a great disconnect from the tru wholesomeness of the offline world. unless you meant a kind of wild grass, a lovely tassel cord rush or even the humble rattlesnake grass. but we know that's not what they mean. to the chronically online, grass = lawn and nothing more. and a lawn is an abomination on par with the worst brainworms big online has to offer. touching a lawn will not help you. You've got to go injure yourself on some swordgrass for god's sake

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2 months ago

[footage of Victor Frankenstein sewing together female body parts to make a mate for the Creature while Lou Bega’s Mambo no.5 plays]

5 months ago

yawning in the middle of a nap

Gif Of My Friend's Cat

gif of my friend's cat


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Me as a kid

2 months ago

Aaaww lil caterpillar picked a perfect leaf to monch on

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2 months ago

Absolutely agree, cooking is so underappreciated. It teaches you confidence, time management and how to follow instructions, but most importantly it teaches you how to cook delicious food 🤤

honestly like. long term the two most useful subjects i studied in high school were probably cookery & ethics

3 months ago
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Typical void sound 🖤😅

3 months ago

I'm a bit late (and UK) but this is ridiculous, I'll be spreading the word about the Amazon week

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

4 months ago
The People In The Top Three Spots On Forbes' Billionaire List—Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, And Mark Zuckerberg—will
World's 3 Richest Men Will Sit Together at Inauguration
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Insider says Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg will be on platform with Trump's Cabinet nominees

The people in the top three spots on Forbes' billionaire list—Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg—will have prime seats at President-elect Trump's inauguration next week. NBC News, citing "an official involved with the planning of the event," reports that the three tech billionaires will be sitting together on the platform with other high-profile guests, including Trump's Cabinet nominees. Bezos and Zuckerberg's companies, Amazon and Meta, have each donated $1 million to the inauguration, while Musk spent more than $250 million to help Trump win the election, reports Reuters.

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