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Aaaww lil caterpillar picked a perfect leaf to monch on

Kids in shock: you can do that??!!

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

CAT ORB!!

I absolutely love how the first three are still letting some light through but the last is so chonkey that they blot out the whole thing XD

My memory is a highly throwable imp that the dark lord cannot resist defenestrating any time they see it

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Mysterious figure: May I have your attention?

Me: Yes, of course, what is it?

Secretly a fairy, about to give me ADHD:

In a weird curiosity, attempted to air fry cinnamon dusted apples

And it worked-

Muuum stooopp!!