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I did that once with a scissor then my friend snuck up on me and I like cut my whole lip.

*bitchily sits at my desk holding my pen like i’m joanna lumley smoking a long cigarette*

Pardner

A month ago I had a user called Neonjude get mad at some of my headcanons and thus ‘Don’t Tumblrize Elder Scrolls with your bullshit’ was born. He deactivated shortly after and someone got his url, turning his blog into Woody. I didn’t think much of it until I got a notification on a Jude post from @nucleic-asshole saying Yerma favrit deputee. I investigated and discovered this:

So they got a few urls, but then I looked more:

These are all blogs they took after the original dick deactivated. I applaud you Woody. I think theres only one thing I can do.

I’m promoting you to Sheriff, yeeeehaw pardner

fuuccccckkkkk

So my friend is an acting major looking to get into broadway stuff, so she’s been doing a lot of voice training. Usually she does covers of broadway songs, but sometimes she gets bored and decides to sing other things.

She did a cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and her voice coach liked it so much he liked mixed it and everything and it sounds great.

There should be a new constellation called Ymir, which brighter star is called Historia.

Kids 

Why did the guy jump out of the roof? Who was the running fire man? Where did the baby come from?

Please someone have some context

my main man scoobert goes in

Viktor and Yuuri aren’t the only ones going to the Pride parade, Mila and Sara are attending it too.

Guys it's wild hearts by susan mallory. It is Legit

So I came across this blurb from an ACTUAL PUBLISHED ROMANCE NOVEL and now I have to share it because looool:

“Who can tame the wildest man in Titanville?

Zeke Titan has a reputation for breaking hearts, but the townspeople of Titanville can’t deny all the good he’s done for them. So they turn the other cheek as he seduces one schoolteacher after another. Until Alethea Harbaugh comes to town.

The new teacher brings with her a passion for women’s rights that invigorates the ladies of Titanville, and instills fear in the men. Zeke is intent on seducing her, if only to send her running, ruined, from the town so that things can return to normal. But Zeke just might have met his match…in more ways than one!”

Zeke for one can’t wait to find out how this story ends!