If I Were Benoit Blanc And Got Invited To An Island Where Everyone Was Friends Except For Me And Then

Neil Josten and Kevin Day relating the most traumatic events to murder lacrosse:

Happy March 32nd!

Gonna have to start a counter for how many times Percy falls on his ass. Only two episodes in and he spent about 10 minutes each just falling down

FINALLY SOME LESLIE JONES LOVE!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

LESLIE JONES as SPANISH JACKIE in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH, 2022

OFMD fandom are we gonna talk about Taika signing that Zionist letter?

Disappointed doesn’t even begin to cover it.

Happy birthday Foundations of Decay!!

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

So basically a bunch of redditors decided to fuck around, unionized, and bought a bunch of Gamestop stock. This gave impressions it would do well, which caused other people to buy it and then more people to buy it, which drove the price higher and higher (from like $20 to $162 a share).

But there are lots of rich people and hedge funds who bet against Gamestop (pandemic and online downloads) and didn't account for redditors with a little bit of individual money unionizing and fucking around with them and their money, so the rich people are pissed at the poor people for behaving irresponsibly and making them lose money on their gamble.

(It's fine when the rich unionize and fuck us over, but not when we do it to them.)