Thought I Was Muted And Just Had This Exchange With A Coworker On A Zoom Call

They’re taking the hobbits to fucking Isengard

Me in 2023: I’m gonna stop saying I’m gonna kill myself at minor inconveniences! Those jokes aren’t really funny 😠

Me in 2025 when experiencing a minor inconvenience: I’m going to kill myself

Me in 2025 when someone I don’t like does anything at all: you should kill yourself

Gonna have to turn Tumblr notifications off methinks

Top 10 moments before disaster

Started reading Death Note for the first time and man, I gotta give it up for my guy Ryuk. Man showed up blinged out and seems to barely have a clue what’s going on. He has no dog in this fight. Just gonna watch this teenager try to become god and look cool as hell while doing it

What fucking year is it

In conclusion of watching Bottoms three times, I would like to be as hot as Hazel Callahan while also being with Hazel Callahan romantically please and thank you

neil josten is like “not fight, not flight, but secret third option: fight and flight” my man stirs up trouble and then immediately books it