Kinda Crazy How BBC Sherlock’s Main “superpower” Was Googling Quickly

you can't tell me that on a ship full of gay, superstitious pirates there isn't some hamfisted astrology talk going on

Bruce Banner: everyone, meet Shangqi, our newest Avenger. 

Shangqi: Hi, it’s great to be here!

Peter Parker: HEY, I know you! You’re the guy on the cover of my accounting textboo—

Shangqi grabbing him by the shirt: you shut your mouth right now

Happy birthday Foundations of Decay!!

Just guys bein dudes

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

He's VENGEANCE

college is all about sort of having friends but not really

ROMANTIC MERCENARY: I'll kill anyone... for the right woman

KINDHEARTED BANDIT: cough up yer coin! if you've any to spare that is. I know times are tough. I'm here for you

GNOMISH NEW YORKER: oh my god they hit the twin mushrooms. oh my god its gnine gneleven

*mouth fart noise* 🤷

make your own foot scrub