Latest Posts by er-the-surgeon - Page 4
if you hate country rap jazz or funk you are NOT welcome on this blog. if youve ever said a dirty word about disco in your life youre going straight to hell brother
A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.
Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.
i have straught up been writing a report on a beetle for 5 and a half hours and i’m not even done and then i have another one that’s also due, but that one is on radishes, because fuck me, right? fuck my whole stupid life and stupid degree
Gonna have to turn Tumblr notifications off methinks
Much to think about
MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????
im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it
OFMD fandom are we gonna talk about Taika signing that Zionist letter?
Disappointed doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Disability will have you thinking shit like “I’m not even that disabled. I can manage as long as I limit myself to very specific careers, never go shopping for more than an hour or two at a time, keep my plans open so I can cancel and stay in if need be, and only go out a few nights per week at the most”
bottoms text posts (pt. 1?)
But…but…but… Muh evil ‘Murica….
"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great
Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"
Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*
Wee guy got fucking vaporised. Who cares
Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio
Zheng Yi Sao, I just want you to know that I would never abandon you and I can file so good and I’ve never broken an abacus and I would leave your lil ships where they are and ma’am I am just so good at towels so if you ever, like, need anything or whatever I can totally do it
- PJ from Bottoms
I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother
I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!
The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???
I’m very much getting ahead of myself
Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"
Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.
Add in some Frank’s Red Hot if I’m feeling particularly fancy
Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on
