I blame my obsession of men with long hair on Lord of the Rings; I don’t think that needs elaborating.
Oh you think you’re so mature, huh? Tell me Celeborn’s other name without smiling.
Melkor: *fucks some shit up and gets yeeted into the void*
Sauron:
The Valar:
Tuor but he’s played by Owen Wilson and he just walks around Gondolin saying wow until Idril falls for him and Maeglin hates his guts
If we’re being honest these titles pretty well embody the plots of the books.