Nintendo Flavoured Toast

barca’s winning goal is so much better with the titanic music trust me 

YeahMexico!IknewYouwereLesbian! 

Lara Croft’s origin trilogy

Mom, I can’t save during a battle!”

ancient proverb (via ruinedchildhood)

PUT THIS VIDEO IN A FUCKING MUSEUM. 

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Derrick Chew

Beat our guest, beat our guest, Slam a bat into their chest

Stuff a rock into a sock and turn their face into a mess

Break their arms, break their face, pop a socket out of place

unleash all the hidden fury you’ve suppressed!

They’ll find it hard to plead, when they profusely bleed

all down their vest-

I don’t jest!

They’re too toothless to protest!

Beat our guest, beat our guest, beat our guest!