“you’re So Sensitive” I Was Born With A Poet’s Soul. Bitch

Uhm yeah can I get the uhh... two finger and tongue combo please

i cant come in to work today the connection between my spirit and my body was permanently severed

the problem with me is if there's cured meats and cheese around i will be eating those

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

i feel so bad for little babies who can't drink red wine with cheese

ever since I was little I knew I never wanted anyone to turn the big light on