I Was Born To Sit In A Cafe Doing Fuck All

the problem with me is if there's cured meats and cheese around i will be eating those

Women all around the world have created traditional dishes and dances and sewn the clothing and organized the parties and preserved the photos and created the rituals and practices and customs and decided on the decor and set the trends of their communities and I am very proud to descend from them. Women make the world vibrant and warm. People say, oh but you haven’t invented as many machines and gadgets or you haven’t written as many classic books or you haven’t built the architecture but guess what? I don’t care because I will always take pride in how women have contributed to coloring the world in various unique ways

Art Detail : “Birth of Venus”, Sandro Botticelli, 1485

could i get a small fry and a thousand cups of water please

whoever came up with kissing someone's hand as a sign of respect knew what they were doing. slut.

Sirens by the Sea by Victor Karlovich Shtemberg (19th Century)

baby hands... rather strange. not really useful for wielding blades or slaying beasts, but seemingly optimised for consuming great numbers of carrots in small portions and swinging around the clown shaped toy. could we learn from that? is there a technique we have forgotten?