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A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. “Is everything okay, pal?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn’t going to talk to me for a month.”

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know… a little peace and quiet?”

“Yeah. But today is the last day…”

Raven😍 

artist: “DrunkAvocado”

photo by skalli85 ( my edits )

Patroclus: Okay, you're saying Achilles married you?

Deidameia: Oh yeah, we're hitched all right. Till death do us part.

Achilles: [tying a rope] Mhm, I'm working on it...

Patroclus: ACHILLES NO

“Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.”

— Oscar Wilde

You heard them, f e e d h e r

Here is a Monster Hunter monster girl no one asked for

Her name is Junko, feed her.

“You can’t just change me and then leave.”

— Unknown

“August” by Mary Oliver

Neo

As my boss once said, “behold the field in which I grow my fucks”