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Two types of dogs

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Okay, can somebody tell me what the fuck painted eggs and bunnies have to do with Christianity?

Cat discovers icecream

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A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Bulgarian businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating…

She says, “What the hell do you guys think you are doing?”

One of the Bulgarian men says, “Can’t you see? Ve arrrre all verrry, verrry hoongry.”

The waitress makes a stroking motion and says, “So how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??”

One of the other businessmen replies, “The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!”

I love coloring

Husband “the doctor said I should touch myself whenever I feel like it”

Wife “no, he said you could have a stroke at any time”

Contagious hugs

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Down and Dirty

Send me one of the following to find out some juicy details about my muse…

👅-Would they rather give or receive oral sex? 👠-Do they watch pornography? If so, what kind? 💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss? 😈-Favorite sex position? 👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom? 🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called? 👄-Do they swallow? 👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom? 💦-Best place for their partner to cum on/in? 🌶-Most sensitive place on their body? 👑-Daddy kink, yes or no? 💍-Ever had an affair? 🏢-Most public place they’ve had sex, or would like to have sex? 🍒-When and how did they lose their virginity, if they have?

photo by skalli85 ( my edits )

I think about him still. But not in the I’m still in love with him kind of way. I think about how it felt slowly falling for someone, and I miss the way it made me feel.

j.t.l