eukarisparadise

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WOW IT'S GORGEOUS

I am devastated by myself and I am devastated by the world and I want to sink back into my comfortable depression. I’m going to stop taking my mood stabilizers and my antipsychotics to numb myself to the pain of experiencing life

"they're not canon!"

girl idc you wouldn't have survived in the rise of the brave tangled dragon era like come on

I'm sorry, it's just the vibe they give off to me (yes, even giving in consideration Apollo's invaluable contribution to the agriculture and even if we keep in mind that Hermes's lovers' mortality rate (and overall number) is much lover)

Yet think, a day will come, when fate's decree And angry gods shall wreak this wrong on thee; Phoebus and Paris shall avenge my fate, And stretch thee here before the Scaean gate.

will you save me a dance?

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

If I ran a chronicle in or around LA I would just go "Sebastian LaCroix survived and is in torpor in some shitty sewer somewhere

Covered in shit"

God help us all-

I don't know if somebody already talked about it, but I also don't remember finding this type of theory surrounding the inspiration origins of Crème Republic (because ofc the wiki had to make everything about the States again-)

We more or less know the inspiration for all the Ancient's kingdoms – some with distinctive cultures, some (like Faerie Kingdom) are mostly folklore. But the consensus of Crème Republic is that it's mostly something Greek or Roman that's being occupied by French for some reason.

Well, I think there is a reason for them being specifically French in a Greek-based place, because that's exactly what it is. Let me introduce you to the Latin Empire.

So, long story short: that'd explain their mostly French names and the understandable dissatisfaction of the native Cookies' of the Sea of them taking up the majority of the Council seats. Their cartoonish goodness and glory doesn't exactly match with the history (especially with the fact that in crk Vanillians are war refugees instead of, y'know, crusaders. and thank god) – but eh well, Constantinople (now Istanbul) was an ancient city with a rich history and culture even back then, and even more so now. Devsis kinda had to get rid of the monarchy in favour of more Roman-style government, but that's for the better ig?

It's still my favourite Kingdom in crk because I just love the whole warm vibes of it and it has all my favourite cookies in there, but it's interesting how people may have overlooked this obvious reference to the concept of Francocracy lol

In a lot of vampire lore, being bitten by a vampire just once doesn't turn a human into a vampire, but some sort of a thrall, enchanted and seduced by the vampire's alluring ways, to make the victim more pliable and easy to feed from, and only a sufficiently prolonged and deliberate series of bites will turn the human victim into a vampire.

Which is compatible with the theory that italians are the opposite of vampires. While vampires cannot stand the sight of crosses, stepping into a church, or being exposed to garlic or sunlight, and cannot see themselves in a mirror, italians become miserable if they cannot have access to a church, crosses, direct sunlight, garlic, and getting to see themselves in a mirror.

Consequently, sensually biting the neck of an italian may enthrall one, but will not immediately turn you into an italian. But a sufficiently prolonged and deliberate series of bites may get one to marry you, therefore giving you an italian citizenship.

for the 3 lacroix fuckers in the world

Why the hell did I accidentally reblog myself

This is my Red, White and Royal Blue

The Olympics but high fashion by Wisdom Kaye

Ngl sometimes, if you like Shadowfaerie/Eldershadow, you can feel almost like a Gaylor because tHE HINTS, THEY'RE DROPPING THE HINTS EVERYBODY and then you just sober up, looks at these «connectors» between them again and it's just straight up the most delusional made up bullshit a man ever saw

No shade to daddy Stoker but I find it sad that now every story about vampires set in Slavoland is doomed be a Dracula rip-off regardless of whether you actually are from the region or not and because of what? Because of some dudes from Hollywood across the ocean who probably think ussr is still a thing god forbid and that Romanians and Polish are the same

"Si je devais aller en enfer après t'avoir embrassé,

j'irais.

Et je pourrais me vanter devant le diable d'avoir vu le paradis

sans même y être entré."

My favorite exes have matching fits

I know the fits ugly Im no designer ToT

Devsisters need to give Elder fearie an outfit 😔 pls i cannot with another Stardust/Sherbet cookie oitfits give my king costumes nhdnhvds

Also pls elder fearie beat Shadow Milk to death I can't with that mf anymore

Imagine this whole post in the TikTok text to speech voice.

perverts is a masterpiece, but not everyone has to understand it.

everyone calling ‘tiktok fans’ ‘fake fans’ because they don’t like ambience or drone music is absurd to me. some people enjoy pop, music that it easily digestsable.

i don’t understand why the ethel cain fandom has become so… elitist? yes i understand that it was promoted as an ambient/drone album, and being surprised that that’s what it is, is a bit stupid - but not enjoying it doesn’t make you a ‘fake fan’, it just means it’s not your taste, that’s all.

idk why y’all are acting like this, just enjoy what you enjoy and let other people dislike something if they dislike it.

- someone who is obsessed with perverts (the album)

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

only thing that comes to mind today.

sometimes a family is you, a college student with a side shave and a hero complex, a music producer who doesn’t know how to keep a secret, a hot, haunted fashion designer, her bizarre psychosexual relationship with her perfume line, an ugly bald asshole, his rotating cast of black hoodies, an albino witch with extremely questionable taste in men, a businesswoman with a karen cut, a high schooler who played a plague tale: innocence one time and decided hugo had the right idea, a white cop who everyone thinks is trustworthy for some reason, 3 concerningly hardcore harry potter stans, a boomer with multicoloured hair, and some weird guy who lives on the beach and needs therapy more than any of his friends and associates combined

Shadow Milk big naturals when

It's a bit silly, but I remember a year ago I compared the whole Beast-Yeast with Silmarillion for some reason, calling Elder Faerie Manwë Cookie

Well, that's literally what Maiar from there did: shapeshift

God I wish

Upd 09.01.25: yep, I was right

Idk about the stained glass from the treasure gacha, but this thing from the guild museum – isn't this Shadow Milk's portrait?

I don't know about the shapes and all, but he seems to have that braid from the portrait in the silhouette of his past self. Also it says that it's the first headmaster of the Blueberry Yogurt Academy, and since it has so many much of his imagery (the eyes and all), this also might mean that Shadow Milk was the founder of the Academy.

NOT SARCOPHAGUSSY 😭😭😭

vtmb summary

fascist foppish dandy holds an execution ceremony thing because kindred laws are strange and you can't sire people without prince prissy's permission. sexy number guy goes "hey man you cant do that man fuck you" and foppish dandy goes "sir yes sir" and you get to live and foppish dandy bosses you around and you have to kill a tuberculosis cult etc etc sewers, hollywood, ming xiao being an absolute slayful cuntress etc etc sarcophagussy boom