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Evolution? We don't need no Evolution!

Wherever Aliens gather to sit down, do the equivalent of a 1km stare and drink things that make you feel like being gently smacked with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick, eventually the topic of Humans will come up.

"They're semi aquatic." one says. "I swear. We were on a beach and we had this human - You know, to carry stuff and do Human related Things. And they just went 'oh what a lovely day' and then they ... ran into the sea."

They pause and take a long drink.

"No exo suit. Just splash splash splash, and then they fell under the water."

The others nod or quiver in agreement. "Don't tell me" the Tsin says, their scales painted with that human Nail Polish. The shade called Pining of You looked especially good. "They ran back out holding something horrible and toothy, and immediately adopted it."

The first alien snorts. "No. Sort of. We thought they'd fallen into a sink hole. We had no idea! They were swimming! Like a Tsuga! Just looking at everything underwater and then popping up and going back down... you know... they jsut. They just stop breathing? Because breathing might be inconvenient so they... stop." they say.

Everyone pauses to think about this.

"I mean... how does that even work?" one slender, feathery being asks. "But they're not aquatic. You know how I know? Because I've seen them fly."

Another pause.

"Bullshit." someone says. "They don't have wings."

"No no... but they can make them. AND and and... I don't mean like ships. No! they make them out of fabric and sticks."

The Tsin looks into her drink and then sideways at the make who's been staring at her scales for the last ten minutes. He puffs up a little. "Mm. What as an art project?" she says.

The feathery being declines this supposition and responds, "No. They built them then they go up somewhere nice and high and they pick them up and take a big run - You ever see one running? Terrifying. And they... jsut..." the feathery being makes a sweeping gesture.

"Up into the sky. For hours. Then they come down and slide to a stop and put everything away and... How do you do that? How do you fly and then decide, oh I'll just go on with being a normal terrestrial animal, ho hum, nothing special."

The Tsin coyly blows a bubble at the preening male and shrugs.

"Mmmmy theory is they're bad at evolution." she says. "So they gave up and now they just turn into whatever they need to be for as long as they need it."

There's a certain amount of consideration at this and the Tsin puts her drink down and wiggles her fingers to everyone and leaves to investigate that tasty little male with the gorgeous blue markings.

The tall and frondy being quivers and splays it's fronds. "That's a horrible thought. Imagine if they decided to become plants?!"

"Ah well" says a very drunk Waallondernook, "Funny you should mention that..."

Fics/Long Prompts:

DPXDC:

Danny meets:

John Constantine

Billy Batson

Flash's Rogues

Flash

Clark Kent

Suicide Squad

Booster Gold & Blue Beetle

Alfred Pennyworth

Superboy & Young Just Us

Terry McGinnis 1, 2, 3

Tim Drake 1, 2,

Victor Fries and the Far Frozen

Jazz meets:

Arkham Asylum Patients

Misc. Long Fics:

Batfam mermaid AU

Danny Phantom mermaid AU

Danny and Jason Remember Past Timelines

Tim can See Souls (DPXDC)

Jason Todd's Body Rebelling Against Being Not Dead

Kon can eat fucking anything

Alfred Pennyworth Adopts Danny Fenton

Discussions:

Jason Isn't the Only Robin Who Died

Give Your Writing Some Chaos

Danny Knows the Anti-Life Equation

Superman Cannot Feel Physical Touch

Who needs Twin AU's? Why Can't They Just Look Alike?

Wayne Industries Is A Catchall For Writers

What Power Ring Would Danny Have?

Don’t be Afraid of Comic Books

Tips on Writing Twin AU's Source: I Am A Twin

Ao3:

Jazz gets a panicked call from her brothers friends one day out of the blue, saying that they were worried because danny hadnt come to school in a few days and he wouldn’t answer his phone and when they went over to see if he was just sick Maddie opened the door looking like she hadn’t slept in days saying that Danny was fine. Jazz comes home to find the house an utter mess and when she goes down to the lab she finds her baby brother strapped down to a metal table with stitches in his chest. She goes to untie him but is stopped her mother Maddie telling her to get away from the ghost. Jazz yells at her and Maddie gets a sad look in her eyes and says, “I guess it got to you like it did your father.” And she attacks Jazz. Jazz throws her off and in the scuffle knocks over all sorts of equipment, chemicals and even opens the portal, Jazz pushes Maddie into the Ghost Zone and closes the hatch doors behind her. When she finally unties her brother he latches onto her and hugs her for dear life, unfortunately the touching moment doesn’t last long because something in the lab started to mix and sizzle. In his last bit of consciousness Danny strains his powers to turn both him and Jazz intangible and fly them both out of there up to the street just as the lab exploded which brought the house with it, burning down their childhood home!

This is for ANOTHER fic idea I wanna write where basically Maddie went insane at the idea that her son had died and was “doing him a favor” and she becomes a batman villain! (Or if your not into DC x DP fics you can just ignore that part!)

And if it wasn’t clear Maddie killed Jack because he was also trying to untie Danny because he is a big dumb sweetheart and Maddie thought that Danny was controlling him.

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

Two siblings are raised by abusive and destructive parents, and they only have each other. One day, they try to run away from home only to be abducted by aliens hoping to study humans. The children think the aliens are their guardian angels who will take them on adventures and finally show them love.

When Dan was released from his prison, he was ready to go toe to toe in a rematch with his past self. Instead he was handed a baby and guided to two toddlers by Clockwork. The Ancient of Time explained to him that his parents accidentally created a machine that de-aged ghosts. Now Danny and Ellie, as well as Jazz who was just liminal enough to be affected are all tiny tots without a place to go.

That's about all the explanation Dan gets before he's pushed through a portal and into an alley. Before Clockwork closes the portal he tells Dan "Single fatherhood may be tough but do not lose hope!"

Wait..... Single fatherhood!?

I can’t articulate this properly right now but Wes gets an internship at the Daily Planet over the summer. Which goes great until Superman shows up with lame glasses and says he’ll be showing Wes around.

And Wes is really confused because literal Superman (who told Wes to call him Clark??) is giving him a tour of the Daily Planet and everyone is treating him normally and Wes knew the people of Amity were idiots for not noticing Phantom was Fenton but This Is The Daily Planet. These people are investigative journalists! Super-Clark just reheated his coffee with his eyes while shittily hiding behind a newspaper! They’re supposed to be better than this!

DC x DP

Instead of Bruce Wayne adopting Danny.

It’s Barry Allen and his beloved Hal Jordan that adopt Jazz and Danny. Welcome to the Flash-Lantern family!

Imagine dannys rouges fighting him thinking he is like one of the older ghosts because they can't detect his ghost core at all and thats a old ghost thing

But it's because dannys core isn't fully funded until one day he gets caught by his parents and they go vivisection on him

He flees and one of the rogues find him and are like "oh god he's just a baby, a hurt baby, oh my god I have been throwing down with a baby.... I have beaten by a baby"

And they all fly around him anxiously and teaching him stuff because suddenly he's so weak! What happened!

Then the parents get him again but worse and he flees the universe

It only takes them around two weeks to find them and he is in the middle of being held up by the joker as hostage when "BOOM" the joker gets body slammed by the skulker

Now we got skrunkly Danny with his league of caretakers against the world