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This is my application to rewrite Twilight, these are the main changes I’m making. Please add on:

Rewritten twilight saga:

- There is no secret religious context to this

- Bella is exactly the same as book Bella

- She meets the cullens not through weird science class with Edward but cause she has gym with Emmett

- He’s like holy sh*t this girl is hilarious and brings her home

- Both Emmett and Bella get to swear

- Bella calls Edward p*ssboy

- Carlisle and Esme are both early 30’s

- Alice is 4’10”

- Emmett is a 6’7” behemoth

- Rosalie is 6 feet tall and curvy

- She is also pro choice

- Jasper is still the newest of the cullens but he was never a confederate soldier and is actually some college age gen z vampire getting his film degree at NYU

- He was drunk and hanging out with someone he didn’t know was a vampire

- And he said just send it

- He woke up three days later in his dorm a vampire

- Carlisle finds him sucking the blood out of rats in the subway while he’s in New York for a medical convention

- He coaxes him out of the train tunnels and brings him home

- Esme power washed jasper before he’s allowed in the house

- Alice has the same backstory as in the books cause it’s wild, but showed up alone to the Cullen house

- She was on the couch and said hey where’s my room

- Jasper and Alice are not dating but are very good buddies cause they’re both a little unhinged

- Belle and Edward go on one horrible date when they both realize that they’re gay

- Bella still hangs around with the cullens cause they just genuinely like her

- Esme likes to make snacks for when Bella comes over but doesn’t really remember appropriate portion sizes

- She makes Bella two dozen muffins for movie night

- Charlie even goes over for dinner sometimes

- The cullens are painfully bad at pretending to be human during said dinners

- Charlie knows something is up

- Everyone in Forks knows something’s up, but don’t say anything cause Carlisle is a really good doctor and they don’t want him to leave

- It’s not long before Bella and Alice start dating

- It’s as excellent as you would expect

- Bella loves her very small girlfriend

- However it is Alice that girlies Bella piggyback rides

- Bella is really good friends with all the Cullen siblings and has different human friendly activities she does with all of them

- Rosalie teaches Bella about cars

- Emmett takes her rock climbing or something

- Bella and jasper go to slam poetry together

- Even Bella and Edward hang out and they go to concerts together

- Esme likes to take Bella to big museums and get her opinions on all her new projects

- Carlisle and Bella watch gross medical documentaries together

- When Bella comes out to Jacob he actually respects her relationship and they stay friends

- The cullens still have to leave after jasper tried to kill Bella, but he’s less creepy and he feels reeeeeally bad

- He has anxiety so yeah he feels super bad and sends her an edible arrangement

- They actually answer her emails tho

- No angst, they tell her they’re coming back after they rehab jasper for a bit

- Edward still runs off to Italy and Alice still brings Bella to come get him cause he can’t read Bella’s thoughts but it’s only cause he’s literally so dramatic and is like “I’m done”

- They don’t let him be done

- They drag his ass home

- In eclipse, the volturi let the cullens take in Bree Tanner

- I’m still just not over her death

- Bella and all the cullen children see her and are like ahhhhhh baby

- Rosalie and Emmett become really close to her and Rosalie finally feels like the mother she’s always wanted to be

- Bree accidentally calls Rosalie mom one time, and it’s the first time Rosalie has cried since being turned

- Emmett 100% got a very large baby backpack and tried to get Bree to ride in it for a bit cause he wanted the “full dad experience”

- Jacob and Leah imprint on one another

- There will be no baby imprints

- People start noticing that Seth’s eyes always stay on jasper a little longer than normal

- He asks him film questions and jasper gets very flustered

- They go to the movies and Seth is driven crazy by Jasper’s full analysis of whatever movie they saw

- But he’s really cute

- They are very happy together

- Bella and Alice get married

- Bella still gets pregnant with a vampire baby cause she and Alice go to a sp*rm bank and it just so happens that some rando vampire donated and that’s what’s coincidentally used to impregnate Bella

- I just thought that would be funny

- Alice puts her foot down and says her child won’t be named resume

- Bella’s pregnancy is less traumatic cause they realize pretty early on and are like ?????

- They take care of her and it goes as well as it could

- Bella gets turned at the last minute and her and Alice still move to the cottage in the woods with their baby

- Bree is so obsessed with the baby

- She got really excited when she got to pick out some of the clothes

- Jacob still comes around cause him and Bella are still friends and of course he brings Leah

-Leah and Jacob are dating cause they both deserve to be happy (no babies involved)

- Leah becomes reluctant friends with the lady cullens

- Even if she says she doesn’t like them

- Jasper is very afraid of Leah

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Corrections cause I was made aware about some stuff I forgot about (aka Leah is older than I thought and definitely a lesbian):

-Jake and Leah become reluctant friends

-It starts because Seth just wanted his friend and his sister to get along

-Eventually they realize that they don’t actually hate each other all that much

-Leah takes one look at some indie girl at the mall and boom, love at first sight

-Her girlfriend is super cool with the werewolf thing, which is surprising at first

-Turns our she’s a huge old monster movie fan and things it’s hilarious that her new girlfriend Leah IS a werewolf

-Leah introduces her to her (definitely not vampire) family friends the Cullens and her girlfriend loses it

-Jake continues with engineering and auto work and decides he’ll go to college for it

-Jake and Rosalie like to work on cars together because Rosalie likes being complimented and Jacob is never not impressed by her decades of experience

The amazing digital art of Stephen Stark

Theoretically if you were trying to come up with a vampire who had the gift/ability/supernatural power to time travel, how would you do it and what would it look like? 

Asking for, um, reasons. 

I know it’s farfetched but Breaking Dawn gave us Benjamin who manipulates elements and Siobhan who (maybe?) manipulates reality so someone who can manipulate time might… be… feasible? If you ignore like, physics and all that. And this would be more of a plot device than a character anyway. 

Alternatively a vampire who could grant wishes like a genie could also work. Or we could be super lazy and just make genies a thing in the Twilight universe. Esme finds an old lamp while going antiquing? 

DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

Took me a while but here it is!

I had some friends who were passing through some tough times so I tried to do something to keep them motivated

sorry not sorry for Octavian

(inspired by x)

Bonus:

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

If I could, I would move there in a heartbeat. 😲😍

Canada B.C

© A. Jayashankar

The Cullens as Animals

Does Alice know who,s going to win president?

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Uley Pack Aesthetics

A Continuation of my Human Cullen Aesthetics

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Newborn Army Lives

Victoria and Riley picked people (mostly teenagers) that nobody would miss for their army. They all had been dealt a shitty hand in life. Is it me or is that extremely out of character for the Cullens to brutally murder a bunch of brainwashed kids? And the Volturi’s actions didn’t make any sense either.

Also, we’re never given an exact number but from what I counted on the wiki eighteen newborns were named in The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner so I just added another eighteen.

so…thirty-six bouncing baby vampires!

So here’s what I propose:

The Cullens don’t kill the newborns. They incapacitate them. Yes, there is still the epic battle and the newborns have been ripped apart (which is traumatic and the Cullens feel bad but it was necessary) but they’re not burned.

They don’t dismember Bree

She’ll be used as a witness

The Volturi swoop in and the Cullens present the bodies of Victoria and Riley

Jane interrogates/tortures Bree to get information

Learns that none of them knew anything about the laws

The fact that the newborns are in pieces and not ashes aren’t lost on the Volturi

Jane makes the comment about the Volturi not giving second chances

Which is bullshit because the newborns never even got their first chance

Jane agrees to allow the newborns to live. The caveat being that for one year starting on that battlefield the Cullens are responsible for the newborns

Meaning that if any one of them step one toe out of line they’ll rain down hell upon their heads

Jane didn’t do this out of the goodness of her own heart

She had orders

With Carlisle not only generally well-liked amongst vampires (he has quite a few powerful friends), he also has one of the most powerful vampires in existence in his coven

He was a threat but they couldn’t take him out directly

They half hoped the newborns would do it for them. It’s why they didn’t squash the newborns earlier

But they also knew that skilled vampires with experience will win against the newborns any day

They also, to some degree, know Carlisle and his bleeding heart

So they send Jane along with orders

If the Cullens killed all of the newborns, great! Their job has been done for them

If they spared - kill the spares.

It’ll send a message

If they spare more than five newborns, allow the spared ones to live. With the ultimatum of the Cullens being responsible for them as if they created them

Why?

Well it kills some birds with one stone

If the Cullens fail to control the newborns properly (which the Volturi are sure they will) then the decimation of the Cullens would look justified

They could also say that the Cullens knew what they were agreeing to and accepted the potential consequences

They could get rid of the threat and wouldn’t have to deal with the political implications and backlash of the Volturi killing the Cullens for either no legal reason or a flimsy one

The fact the Cullens spared all the newborns was both unexpected and delightful

Aro also wanted to see how it all played out

So he allows it

Breaking Dawn is the Cullens trying to wrangle the thirty-six feral newborns

Edward gives in and Bella is changed and joins the rest of the newborns in training

The Cullens move to the most remote place you can think of

but they still have a hard time controlling all of them (duh)

So they call their vampy friends and ask them to help them out with their pack of feral vampires

Jacob’s pack - Jacob, Seth, Leah, Embry, and Quil - are there too.

Cue vampire-werewolf solidarity

-Insert hundreds of headcanons about The Year of everyone trying to house train thirty-six buck wild baby vampires but this is already too long-

And The Year draws to an end and they did the impossible. 

now where the f u c k do the fully grown and matured vampires go now

Some newborns are adopted into covens that helped “raise” them

Others go off by themselves and become solitary nomads 

Others form covens among themselves and leave

Some take up the vegetarian diet

others don’t 

During the year Bree Tanner and Diego (he’s alive), and Dean grow close to Rosalie and Emmet

the five create an entirely new coven

With Rosalie as the mother figure and Emmet as the father 

Renesmee’s name is instead Carlie (a nod towards the canonical name but less gross) and she’s a newborn that develops a close relationship with Edward 

They also adopt another newborn, Mason 

Essentially Bella, Edward, Mason, and Carlie form a coven of their own and leave to start a new life 

Alice and Jasper also adopted a newborn, Heather, and go off on their own

Don’t feel too bad for Carlisle and Esme, having to say goodbye to their adopted children

They adopted four newborns

Warren, Logan, Daniella, and May

Plus their older children visit quite often 

Sometimes separately

Sometimes it’s a huge family reunion

Bella’s and Edward’s wedding happens at the very end when they’re all fairly certain she won’t massacre the human guests. Her supernatural beauty is passed off as god tier makeup and contacts 

Oh, and Jacob doesn’t imprint on a baby!

Or on this version of her either

And they all lived happily ever after

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Green Lanterns are called Emerald Knights so petition to call Red Lanterns Crimson Warriors

Beauty of the future <3

Sci-fi art by Jae Cheol Park.

Oh boy, I love this! :-)

Idk what to put here so uhmm please just take those *:･ﾟ✧ sparkly *:･ﾟ✧ renaissance Batman redesigns

by  JULIAN CALLE

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

Twilight AU where Bella’s gift is that she’s a literal magnet for danger. Bears show up at the cottage all the time (much to Emmett’s delight), she’s totaled 3 vehicles already because cars seem to swerve to hit her, the bonfire Seth made in the backyard exploded when she got too close, and she’s completely given up on trying to go into the city anymore.

It’s not until Edward helps her realize she might be able to control the magnet inside her that it actually starts to seem like a gift instead of a curse. She attracts danger but just like a real magnet she can adjust to repel danger as well. It helps when she visualizes the magnet in her mind. The more she turns the same end of the magnet towards the danger, the stronger the danger is pushed away.

Now she can make cars run off the road to avoid her, fire bends away from her, and when she goes shopping in Port Angeles the bookstore she’s in is the safest place in the city.

by  Eddie Mendoza

We’ve got quite a team now. Let’s GO!

(P.S. I have 0 idea of the validity of these. I’ve simply gathered the ones floating around. I’m going to pretend they’re all real.)

So beautiful... and so true.

Kintsugi philosophy - to embrace and highlight the history, struggle, repair in gold for that is where the true beauty lies.

Traces of coca and nicotine found in Egyptian mummies - WTF fun facts

A sudden, terrifying thought

When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

Now look at this dragon.

See those eyes?

They’re to the SIDE.

This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…

As PREY?

ig / twi

I cried so hard while reading this. It's just... I know they all are happy and safe now, but.... it just feel so wrong, that they will never remember.... never be what they were meant to be.

“Endgame” final: after destroying the tesseract and defeating Thanos, Steve, the only surviving Avenger, remain left in the past of this new world. A world where he was never frozen. A world where he stayed with Peggy. A world where there is no Avengers. Until one day in the future when Tony remembers everything. 

Lovely Blood Burst... wtf?!

Make your own Magical Girl/Boy Attack ✨💫🎀

Also feel free to include a description of what you think it’d look like if you reblog 😁

First Letter of your name

A - Ethereal

B - Miracle

C - Sparkling

D - Celestial

E - Beautiful

F - Magical

G - Shining

H - Dramatic

I - Twinkling

J - Royal

K - Elegant

L - Imperial

M - Lovely

N - Angelic

O - Resplendent

P - Dancing

Q - Evanescent

R - Wondrous

S - Heavenly

T - Divine

U - Iridescent

V - Dreaming

X - Glorious

Y - Alluring

Z - Ephemeral

Birthdate

1 - Diamond

2 - Blood

3 - Love

4 - Starlight

5 - Lunar

6 - Rose

7 - Heart

8 - Aqua

9 - Cosmic

10 - Midnight

11 - Twilight

12 - Rainbow

13 - Lightning

14 - Venom

15 - Butterfly

16 - Flame

17 - Dragon

18 - Fairy

19 - Ice

20 - Galaxy

21 - Velvet

22 - Snow

23 - Spirit

24 - Rebel

25 - Soul

26 - Serpent

27 - Tiara

28 - Blossom

29 - Crystal

30 - Nightmare

31 - Layer

Birth month

January - Flash

February - Kiss

March - Burst

April - Beam

May - Convergence

June - Storm

July - Blaze

August - Fist

September - Shower

October - Scythe/Blade (your choice)

November - Shot

December - Embrace