Wounded

Little brother: *Sits down beside me and puts on his head phones*

Me: Wanna know how much butt sex fics I read

Little brother: *Takes of his headphones* What

Me: What

Little brother: No tell me

Me: Butt sex

Little brother: When

Me: Everyday

Little brother:

Me: What

Dating Thor would include:

Him treating you like a fucking queen

“M’lady”

Can I try to lift your hammer again?

“Even you my dear, are not worthy”

Being offended

Siding with Tony and Steve about what’s worthy and not

You braiding his hair

Him acting like he hates it

But he doesn’t

Man buns

While on the topic of hair, you insisting to put his in a ponytail before a mission or battle

Trying some of his liquor

The things after you try some of his liquor ;)

Trips to Asgard

You teaching him about modern day culture

Him not understanding a word you said

Bickering about which celebrity is the hottest

Both settling for Johnny Depp

Him being protective asf

Him trying to copy what you call “relationship goals”

Loyalty

Overall being in the cutest relationship ever

Imagine: Loki notices how awkward and girly you are when you’re alone with him. And he teases you for it. [x]

Thor: Sif and I must train now but you will be in the company of my brother- Loki. Will you be okay? Y/N: Sure. Yes. Of course. Thor: *looks sceptical* Y/N: I’ll be fine, Thor, just go. Thor: Very well. Good bye brother, Y/N. Loki: *looks to you* *smirks* Y/N: *twirls hair nervously* *blushes* H-hi… Loki: Hello love. Y/N: *smiles* *looks down* Loki: Hm… *smirks* Y/N: What? Loki: Nothing… just I never noticed before how awkward and… flustered you get… especially when you’re alone with me. Y/N: I do not get flustered! *blushes* Loki: *moves strand of hair out of your face* Sure you don’t love. *smirks*

Want to request an imagine?

Request for leohasha :

Thor:,,So… Who’s gonna kick the jerk from the top?“

Steve:,,Well , it must be someone who’s smaller than us..”

[Y/N]:,,Why are you looking at me? I don’t want to be thrown into the air!“

Thor & Steve:,,But we are a team [Y/N]!”

Vocally political and liberal Steve Rogers

Fox News has no idea how to handle it because he’s Captain America and he’s literally from the 40’s like how do that handle that

He refuses to go on half of the news shows because they lie

Mostly ends up on the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, and the Young Turks

Starts charities that focus on kids and the poor

Donations to veterans charities go through the roof

Treatment for PTSD in veterans suddenly gets addressed after he admits to being diagnosised with it

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

“What is your favourite part of being a father?”

Jensen Ackles & JJ | Minneapolis Con 2016 [x]

Yemen has the worlds worst humanitarian crisis right now.

Here’s a good organization to donate to: https://www.savethechildren.org/us/what-we-do/where-we-work/greater-middle-east-eurasia/yemen

PLEASE adopt me before my ((muslim)) family throws me off a building for being bisexual?? I’ll make u pancakes

Omg I hate this so much. I wish families were more accepting: I’ll adopt you. I don’t like pancakes tho lol doesn’t matter!

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈