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Ambreigns: When Stephanie said Dean was Romans sidekick.

Stephanie: When are you gonna stop riding Roman's coat tails?

Roman: He doesn't-

Dean: The only thing I ride that belongs to Roman is his di-

Stephanie: What?

Roman: What?

Dean: What?

Title: “You’re the Web-Head?” (Back to Biology part 2(reader x Peter Parker))

Summary: Peter has forgotten about a study date, which leaves the reader walking alone on the streets of New York, inevitably runnig into Spider-Man.

Warnings: slight language, being mugged, teenage awkwardness

Word Count: 2153

A/N: I LOVE THIS ONE!!! I just couldn’t stop writing in it, so that’s why it’s a bit longer. I hope you all are okay with another Spider-Man imagine? I know I am. Enjoy!

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I SEE NO DIFFERENCE.

Little brother: *Sits down beside me and puts on his head phones*

Me: Wanna know how much butt sex fics I read

Little brother: *Takes of his headphones* What

Me: What

Little brother: No tell me

Me: Butt sex

Little brother: When

Me: Everyday

Little brother:

Me: What

Yoai Fangirls Be Like

Me: *reading yoai fanfic*

Person: What in hell are you reading?

Me: *doesn't look up* yaoi.

Person: isn't that like, gay stuff?

Me: *still not looking up* Yuup.

Person: Why are you obsessed with that kind of shit?

Me: *looks up* Well why don't you tell me why you're obsessed with the crappy singer Justin Beiber? You don't hate on my shit and I don't hate on yours. *goes back to reading*

Person: .... It's still weird.

Me: *looks up* You asked for it. *hits with frying pan* :3

Person: *unconscious*

Glasses are the best.

A man unwilling to fight for what he wants....., deserves what he gets.

Period and Dads. -I was dying of laughter.

Fandom: Avengers

Pairing: Avengers x reader

Warnings: Slight violence, slight cursing

A/N: I’m sorry it’s short :((

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Hurricane Masterlist

Pairing: Demon!Dean x Reader

Fic Warnings: Angst, Swearing, Smut (unprotected sex), Mentions of Blood

Summary: After Dean dies, Reader thinks all is lost. When Sam and Reader find out that Dean is a demon and doesn’t want anything to do with them, they go to great lengths to track him down and bring him home. But what happens when he doesn’t want to go home? Will she fight for the one man she truly loved or will she surrender to the darkness that has taken possession over his soul and watch as he wreaks havoc on earth just like a hurricane?

Fic Song: Hurricane - Thirty Seconds To Mars

• Chapter One - Crash and Burn

• Chapter Two - Is It Worth It?

• Chapter Three - The Night’s On Fire

• Chapter Four - Can You Handle It? • Chapter Five - Better Version • Chapter Six - You’re Mine

What happens once you kill yourself? Because I'm ready to go.

You wanna know what happens once you kill yourself? Your mother comes home from work and finds her baby dead and she screams and runs over to you and tries to get you to wake up but you won’t and she keeps screaming and shaking you and her tears are dripping onto your face and your dad hears all the screaming and runs into the room and he can’t even speak because the child that he loved and the child that he watched grow up is gone forever and finally your little sister runs into the room to see what all the fuss is about and she sees you dead. The person she looked up to and loved. The person she bragged about to  her friends, the person she wanted to be just like when she grew up, the person that made her feel safe. But she’s never really going to get to grow up and smile and laugh and love because she’ll always be consumed with this feeling of missing you. And now there’s something missing from your family and they can barely look at each other anymore because everything reminds them of you but you’re gone and hurts more than anything. and you think that your mom never cared because she was always busy and yelling at you to finish your homework and clean your room and forgot to say I love you sometimes but really, she loved you more than anything and she doesn’t leave the house anymore, she can’t even get out of bed and she’s getting thinner and thinner because it’s too hard to eat. Your father had to quit his job and he doesn’t sleep anymore, every time he closes his eyes he sees his baby dead, and the image never goes away no matter how much alcohol he drinks. And at school your best friend sees that your seat is empty and she gets this sick feeling in her stomach and that’s when she hears the announcement. You killed yourself. And suddenly she’s screaming and crying in the middle of class and no one even bothers comforting because they’re all  busy sitting there staring at your empty seat with tears dripping down their cheeks and all she wants is for you to hug her and tell her it’s gonna be okay like you always did, but this time, you’re not there to do it, everything is dark now that you’re gone and her grades are slipping, she barely goes to school anymore and she ended up in hospital after taking too many pills because she wanted to see you again. the girls who used to make fun of the way you dressed feel their throats get tight, they don’t talk to each other anymore, they don’t talk to anyone, they’re all in therapy trying so hard not to blame themselves but nothing works. and your teacher who always gave you a hard time stares blankly at the wall, she quits her job a few days later. And then your boyfriend hears the news and he can’t breathe, he still calls you a lot just to hear your voice and he talks to you on facebook but you never message him back, he can’t fall in love again because every girl he meets reminds him of you, he’s never going to get over you, he loved you and he cries himself to sleep every night, hating himself and slicing his skin because he couldn’t save you and he’s never going to hold you in his arms or hear you laugh again. Now everyone who knew you, whether they were a big part of your life or someone you passed in the hallway a few times a week, they carry this aching feeling around inside them because you’re gone, and they miss you, and they don’t know why you left but it must’ve been their fault and they should’ve stopped you and they should’ve told you they loved you more and that feeling is never going to go away. And so you killed yourself

but you killed everyone else around you too. 

“What is your favourite part of being a father?”

Jensen Ackles & JJ | Minneapolis Con 2016 [x]

Dang it Peggy… #Hamilton #HamiltonTheMusical #schuylersisters #dangitpeggy

So, I was telling @egogrumps how much better this scene would be if they used britney spears Toxic in the back… and then my hand slipped.

everytime yall see this scene now your gonna think of this song your welcome

Preference#1- Makeout

A/N: New Avengers account! Although I have had a other accounts before this! Thanks for the support fam! (Sorry for the crap ending for Capt. I dind’t know how to end it)

Warnings: Every light smut, mentions of sex, light language

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Uptown Girl: Part 1

Notes: Bit of sexual tension, Lots of fluff. :) Feedback is appreciated. Tags are at the end :)

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Uptown Girl: Part 2

Notes: Fluff, Sexual Tension, Smut…. ;) 

Feedback is appreciated, Tags are at the end!:)

i worked so hard on this one.

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Party Favors {Derek Hale} //smut

*aye guys if you haven’t followed my instagram v0idest do so it will give you sneak peeks on my next smuts at stuff also tomorrow is my last day of school finally so i will definitely get in many requests!*

warning; choking, bathroom sex, cursing

request; n/a (i did this for a friend)

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I’m Sorry {Scott McCall} //smut

*this was just something i had in my drafts its short but i really wanted to finish it. anyway so if you had requested something recently, once i finished the last four of my drafts ill start doing the request in my inbox*

 warning; riding, oral, fingering

request; (just a small treat)

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I Don’t Like Him {Void!Stiles} // hard smut

*so this was actually kind of hot i guess let me just say how amazing im finaly have requests lol anyway hope you enjoy* 

request; “void stiles smut. rough w/ clit overstim. au where reader had a crush on stiles and void knew. she tries to denying it but he punishes her rough” - anon

warning; lots of cursing, oral, SMUT, and SMUT

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“Sick of screaming let us in, The wires got the best of him. All that he’s invested in, goes, straight to hell.”

Requested by Anon

I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I REBLOG THIS.

a Can of Soup

Request: Can you please do a Isaac brett or Derek one in youre sick series ❤️

Note: I chose to do Isaac because a lot of people have been asking for imagines with him in it. Plus, I just miss Lahey lol. 

The shrill, piercing doorbell rang in my ears as I laid on the couch. Groaning, I pushed myself up and stumbled over to the front door, glaring through the window to see who dared to disturb my misery.

           Of course. Isaac. Who else?

           “Hey.” He offered me a small smile.

           “Hi,” I said in return, hands automatically flying to my hair to try and tame the rats nest I was sure I was sporting.  “What are you doing here?”

           “Stiles said that you were sick.” He said simply. He held up a metal can. “I brought soup.”

           Grunting a slight thanks, I waved him inside, mumbling, “Let me go get changed. Just wait on the couch.”

           “You don’t have to change.” Isaac stopped me. “You look fine- I mean, for a sick person.”

           I rolled my eyes. I highly doubted his words. He was probably just being polite. More than likely I look like something that crawled out of a shower drain and then died. “Right.”

           Isaac padded over into the kitchen. “Where do you keep your bowls?”

           “Bottom shelf.” I responded, leaning heavily against the doorway in an attempt to fight the crippling nausea I was feeling.

           “So, what do you have? A fever, or…?”

           “A stomach bug. Honestly, I’m dying.”

           He snorted. “Tragic.”

           “Absolutely. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. Not even my worst enemy.”

           Isaac snickered as he popped open the can of soup with ease and dumped its contents into a bowl. “Well, hopefully you’ll be able to keep this down. Are you thirsty? Do you want some ice water?”

           “That would actually be great. Thanks. Cups are on your right.”

           Isaac quietly fetched two glasses and filled them carefully. He passed me one, but my weak hands nearly dropped it. Luckily, Isaac’s crazy good reflexes kept it from hitting the floor. “You good?” He asked as I accepted the cup with two hands this time.

“Yeah.” I cautiously took a sip. “Do you want to sit down? Maybe watch a movie?”

           “I can’t stay long.” Isaac smiled sadly. “I’ve got a Biology test today. I don’t really want to miss it. I just wanted to come and check on you and make sure you were alright.”

           My heart was pounding in my chest. I was strangely dizzy, and I couldn’t tell if it was from the stomach bug or Isaac. “That’s really sweet Isa-” I stopped talking suddenly, closing my mouth and nearly sprinting for the bathroom. The stomach bug. Definitely the stomach bug.

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Once I was done, I brushed my teeth vigorously. Isaac stood in the doorway, awkwardly scratching the back of his neck. “Are, um, you alright?”

           “Now that I’ve got that nasty taste out of my mouth? I’m definitely more than alright.” I gave myself the once-over in the mirror. I looked like actual trash. But Isaac didn’t seem to mind.

           “You know, I was thinking…” Isaac started, leaning his shoulder on the door frame.

           I gurgled some Listerine and spit. “Yeah?”

           Isaac’s face was red. “Well, I… I don’t really want to leave you alone like this so… if the offer for the movie is still available… I’d like to take you up on it.”

           “But what about your test?” I questioned, wiping my mouth off.

           Isaac’s signature lop-sided smile took up residence on his face. “I can make it up some other time. I’d much rather look after you for the rest of the afternoon.”

Request for Anon:

Thor:,,You don’t need to be insecure about anything [Y/N]. You are perfect.“

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Imagine: Thor seeing you for the first time. [x]

Thor: It is nice to meet you, Y/N. The others have told me about you. Y/N: I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing. *laughs* Thor: I assure you, from what they told me, you have nothing to worry about. I look forward to working with you. Y/N: Same to you. *smiles* It was nice meeting you, Thor.

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