It’s Literally November Which Means Next Month Is December Which Means It’s Literally 2022

Judith with the Head of Holofernes (detail) by Francesco Cairo.

this is so me

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

being on tumblr is just cozy... you know what i mean? instagram and twitter is all flashy and loud but tumblr is as cozy as my bedroom with scented candles on a cold November night

Crazy how even minding your business makes ppl upset

Just another one of those days where you’re feeling like a sad Bart Simpson edit.

I will do anything in my power to make sure I’m not in last place.

men were just built different in the 70s & 80s idk if it's the chest hair or actors not being forced into inhumane training regimes for movies but everything was so much more lush like those are free range organic male tits not the factory shit with chemicals in it