Evilpat - A Savage Bastard

Using a decoy seal to capture shark attack | source

Save the environment by sourcing locally

Context: Players are tied up after being kidnapped yet again.

Druid: hey dm, are they gonna fuck us?

Dm: NO, this isn’t some bondage fantasy.

Players: are you sure? This isn’t the the first time.

DM: that was ONE time, this is a learning experience for both of us. I learned my lesson after you tried to run a train of spirit gorillas on my giant horny moth.

Whitby Abbey, N. Yorkshire. (@love_whitby_ IG)

The Benedictine abbey was founded in AD 657 by His Most Glorious Highness King Oswy of Northumbria.

if i like u, i wanna know everything about u. would u own five cats with me? how old were u when it all went wrong? do u eat pussy and finger it at the same time? would u perform an ancient soul bonding ritual ritual in the woods with me? do u prefer pancakes or waffles?