Cows Are Big Grass Puppies

this game is why I have trust issues

(old) doodles from twitter

I love kenma so much

The fastest one get’s the worm!

Sure, the universe is a vast, lonely, and scary abyss—but there are also baby animals, so who cares!

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(713):

I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.

(512):

babe, don’t say it like that!

(713):

I’m sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.

Here’s a picture of a bumblebee butt and it’s little legs hanging out of a flower just in case you needed it today. 

love confessions

The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.

Baby stingrays and their little dancing legs! Baby stingrays do not have “legs” per-say. The appendages you see on a baby stingray that appear to be legs are actually modified fins located at their pelvis which is used for reproductive purposes called claspers. They do not lose these claspers as they are utilized in adulthood to mate. (Source)