The Soggiest Saddest Little Sons Of Hades Get Put In The Time Out Jar To Have Character Development

i have to PRETEND i have to DAYDREAM or i will KILL MYSELF

LIKE MY FUNNIES PEOPLE IN MY PHONE PLEASE I BEG YOU

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies

Post marital eye contact

say something funny

always vaguely feeling like im in trouble for something but idk what

The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

that ugly ass puppet from saw is a whore!

“I used to have a crush on another guy who rose from the grave. But Jesus never threw a football like you Max”