My Favorite Example Of Girl Math Is When David Hilbert And Albert Einstein Couldn't Solve How Energy

*through gritted teeth* it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be-

This is exactly how I reacted

The best part of being asexual is getting to say something mildly enjoyable is better than sex. Like yeah maybe a triple chocolate layer cake is better than Brenda's lame husband's dick, but it feels like a privilege to go "this slice of tomato is better than sex" and mean it

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I need her

ive been sending my apprentice on dangerous quest because i fucking hate him and want him to die, ive told the guy to retrieve rare rock salts out of active volcanos and to take the neck bones from venomous frost giants, yknow impossible stuff, and he completes every task unharmed without fail, its really pissing me off, i think im just gonna bludgeon him when he walks through the door

The thing about knitting is it’s much harder to fear the existential futility of all your actions while you’re doing it.

Like ok, sure, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’ve made any positive impact on the world. But it’s pretty easy to believe you’ve made a sock. Look at it. There it is. Put it on, now your foot’s warm.

Checkmate, nihilism.