Funniest Bit In Conclave By Far Is Cardinal Vincent Benítez, The Only Normal Person In A 5 Mile Radius,

I want soup so badly rn. this is so tomatocore vibes. i'm such a basilpilled spinachcel. it's serving absolute noodles

*through gritted teeth* it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be-

My physics professor just told the class the wildest story from when he was in grad school about building a high voltage unauthorized Tesla coil with the ability to kill a man

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

latuda saved my life who wants to talk about it