Ezekiel23 - Idk

“Shauna won the idgaf war” she is 40 and still hallucinating her dead homoerotic teenage best friend…. She lost the war so bad she may never win anything ever again

I am a comedic genius

it's kind of crazy the difference between how house treats wilson when he thinks he's dying vs how house treated cuddy when he thought she was dying. cuddy seriously deserved better bc imagine you find out your ex boyfriend couldn't even see you sober and be there for you when you needed him but he faked his death and ran away with the guy he told you not to worry about. i would crash like 10 trucks into his apartment if i were her

Nerdy Prudes is so funny, it's like: Local prude Grace Chasity has one (1) sexual fantasy. Six dead, four injured, one driven insane.

I will care about superhero movies for the first time ever if and only if hugh jackman and ryan reynolds fuck nasty for a truly uncomfortable amount of time in that new deadpool movie

I watch House for the plot (Cuddy)

cuddy and house are basically the medical malpractice version of tom and jerry

Deadpool when: