“Fucking idiots” I mutter to myself while reading (for the millionth time) about two dumbasses clearly in love with each other CONVINCED that their feelings are one sided
amber and house fighting over Wilson Rights:
wilson in the bg the whole time:
guys lisa cuddy is so hot. i mean genuinely speaking she’s just gorgeous but also she’s so hot cause she’s so witty and naturally funny and just plain intelligent and there’s no flaw in her and i will never understand the cuddy hate and i would die for her and and and —
something something metaphor for ignoring the warning signs
Has this been done before
karma's real because House gets to be a bitch to everyone all the time and in return he has to get Jesus Christ level of torturing at the end of every season
Deadpool when:
i adore the yellowjackets fandom because everyone is so chill about straight up atrocities. it is fucking hilarious.
“she literally killed and cannabalized several people, was in a psychotic cult that worshipped an evil, eldritch entity and she hunted her friends for sport multiple times.” ummm yeah but have you considered that she’s just a girl ?? that she is just a girl in the world ?? jesus h christ women REALLY can’t have hobbies these days :/ grow a spine buddy these here are batshit lesbian cannibals and we LOVE them
like. it’s just so wonderful
what the fuck is wrong with wilson. why was bro willing to pay $1K for house to get back his bloodstained carpet ??? and then convinced cuddy to get it back for him by telling her he’s probably autistic, dude.