Hilson Is Endgame, But I Cannot Deny Huddy

i adore the yellowjackets fandom because everyone is so chill about straight up atrocities. it is fucking hilarious.

“she literally killed and cannabalized several people, was in a psychotic cult that worshipped an evil, eldritch entity and she hunted her friends for sport multiple times.” ummm yeah but have you considered that she’s just a girl ?? that she is just a girl in the world ?? jesus h christ women REALLY can’t have hobbies these days :/ grow a spine buddy these here are batshit lesbian cannibals and we LOVE them

like. it’s just so wonderful

Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair

I don’t ship it but how funny would it be if Xavier hooked up with all of Maddie’s friends. Like first it was Claire, now Nicole, next target is Simon and he’ll have bingo

Everything you need to know about this show in one scene

watching greys anatomy as a house md enjoyer is so funny because you've got the greys team agonising over whether to lie to a patient or smthn and then over on house's team they're breaking into houses every day, they're commiting medical malpractice like it's breathing. chase kills a dictator and he's like 'bro help me cover this up' and foreman does it no questions. they just don't care. hatecrimes md crew tops gays anatomy or whatever all day every day

"oh, but you said you had a crush on someone-" no. that was me gaslighting myself into thinking i had a crush on someone because of how sexually centered society is.

misty: crystal died of natural causes.

mari: you pushed her off a cliff.

misty: gravity is a natural cause!

actually the true plot of mouthwashing is about a man who was driven insane by his horsefucking fetish and had to take it out on everyone else instead of getting a tail plug and leather ears