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average s1 house md episode
chase: i hate poor people and fat people
cameron: house have sex with me
foreman: i hate all of you and i’m evil
cuddy: house have sex with me
wilson: house have sex with me
house: clinic hours amirite!😂😂😂
karma's real because House gets to be a bitch to everyone all the time and in return he has to get Jesus Christ level of torturing at the end of every season
Me: *flirts jokingly*
They: *flirts seriously*
Me:
No, you misunderstood. When I said I can’t feel romantic or sexual attraction I wasn’t complaining, I was bragging.
watching 2x09 right now and. does everyone just assume wilson is house's sugar daddy?? because seriously wilson just. pays for house's everything no questions asked. dude is a freak. like ooooh my boy best friend needs something?? let me just roll my eyes. so needy. here babygirl i'll pay for it. there is something deeply wrong with him.
house md fans are so easily entertained you just have to say cuddy wilson house threesome and they all come running
Conjured this at 4am (it's 4am)
rip House you'd have loved coughing on people in the COVID 19 pandemic
LMAOOO i tried to post the car fight from deadpool 3 on youtube with casual playing in the background and it immediately got copyrighted. marvel your homophobic side is showing /j
anyways here it is cause i'm not a pussy
Wade said "is somebody gonna match my freak?" and Logan made it his personal mission to match that man's fucking freak.
(this can literally work either way)
Lesbian Cameron real
i think people forget that cuddy has funny lines in almost every scene she's in because of how straight-faced she is. but she really does. and she says all of this in five minutes of the show (s4e12)
house: lmao nobody will ever love me because I'm fucked up, anyways time to go home to the condo that my deer eyed boy best friend bought me,play the piano he bought me that says something about him, and have our weird homosexual eye contact while some sappy song plays in the background, I'll be alone forever
so i’m halfway through season one of house and so far if wilson isn’t cheating on his wife he’s talking about cheating on his wife and if he isn’t talking about cheating on his wife he’s wishing he could actively be cheating on his wife and if he isn’t doing that he’s conducting psychosexual mind games on house which he thinks is for the greater good of their relationship and during all of this he’s like “i am the most normal man in this hospital”
SHE’S SO PRETTY (ignore the fag)
“SHAUNA WHERE’S JACKIE’S EAR ???”
Shauna:
cuddy's dreams in this episode are crazy because wdym its the 1950s and house is a malewife and is so clearly having an affair with the deliveryboy
it's kind of crazy the difference between how house treats wilson when he thinks he's dying vs how house treated cuddy when he thought she was dying. cuddy seriously deserved better bc imagine you find out your ex boyfriend couldn't even see you sober and be there for you when you needed him but he faked his death and ran away with the guy he told you not to worry about. i would crash like 10 trucks into his apartment if i were her
I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation
if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis
Queer as in an "identity is fluid and descriptors can be imprecise so I prefer a more general term" sort of way but also queer in a "What are you, a cop?" sort of way.
I don't wanna see ANYONE talking about how they won't be voting for Harris in November because of Palestine. This is the best it can possibly get. We're all depending on you. Vote.
Making Brett Kavanaugh cry is very presidential.
When you get home from a long day and can finally rip off your bra or binder it feels like this
