F0rbie - The Local Gas Station

Actual unusual asks

What is the perfect cat to dog ratio?

How many toes can someone have before it gets weird?

What is the first song that comes to mind when you hear the word ___

How do you befriend a whale?

Should muchrooms have rights?

Would you sign a petition allowing unicorns to use public restrooms?

How many dead flowers do you need to summon satan?

Should ice cubes be given an opportunity at life?

Should the medal choose the winner?

How does one hijack a pumpkin bus?

Should lions have tails?

If you were trapped on a deserted island, how many times would you build a sand castle?

Are ducks and pigeons friends?

How many times can you throw rocks at someone's window before it gets weird?

Should all tongues be extendable?

If your deodorant came to life what would it act like?

Do lamps have feelings?

Should glass be edible?

If you ate 14 eggs for dinner, should you sue a cow?

All hair is now neon yellow, how do you cope?

Where do glitter trees grow?

What is a walrus's favorite color?

All dogs are now giant wasps, what happens?

Would you rather be constantly dabbing, or constantly flossing for eternity?

Your eyelashes are now the length my lizard, how did that happen?

Should flies be allowed to stay if they pay rent?

All ur freckles are now little spots of slime

What if everyone had anime eyes?

No more legs, u now have twigs, what do u do?

Make up your own 😌

i might get a binder soon :D

it is 3:36 am

time to try to sleep then give up and get back up ✨

🔥 T H O M A 🔥

i never noticed this what

im back :D

i couldnt log in for awhile, but hey now it’s working! i tried to take photos in the car but they messed up-—although they still look pretty cool tbh

so here you go :]

have a lovely day <3

(ID: Screenshot of Arataki Itto from the game genshin impact. The text box below him reads 'It's fine... my butt is tough...' End ID)

Um. Happy pride?

low quality yanfei images part 3

possible tw : middle finger

xiao @ me rn

i pulled 4 times

i’ll get more tho :,)

so its ok :D