For The Love Of God Yes I Have Seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail

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SOME OF YA'LL ARE A BUNCH OF HORN-DOGS FOR A SHORT PUPPET THAT JUST GOES ON ABOUT BEING A BIG SHOT WHAT-

The Original Rainbow Pride Flag (1978) by Gilbert Baker.

some of you who frequent twitter and/or tumblr may have heard the term ‘poppytwt’ [ poppyblr on tumblr ] and if you’re anything like me, there’s a decent chance you’ve heard the term but never got told what exactly it was.

here’s an explanation <3 mcyt/dsmp anti’s, i do genuinely want you guys to listen to this too. surely, you can understand why this is bad.

poppytwt refers to a group of people who sexualize minors and adults on the dream smp. more specifically, they’ll make nsfw art (sometimes even minors with the adults), make nsfw fics or make inappropriate comments about the minors of the dream smp.

you don’t have to like dream, tommyinnit, schlatt — anyone in general. you don’t HAVE to like any of them. however, this is going directly against the cc’s boundaries and can make them uncomfortable or even IN DANGER.

speaking on a more opinionated level, i don’t understand why anyone would enjoy making people uncomfortable and sexualizing people who don’t want to be sexualized.

from the general observations i’ve made, it seems to be mainly minors that are doing this, unfortunately. :(

additionally, whilst i don’t support sexualization of minors, do not send these people death threats. block, report - do whatever you need to do to have peace of mind but by NO means should you tell people to eliminate themselves.

for those of you who are against this, i strongly recommend you block and report anyone who genuinely enjoys poppytwt. and for those of you who are a part of it, just don’t interact with me if you wouldn’t mind. i’m not going to be rude to you, but i’m personally against the sexualization of minors — for any reason.

Im going to do some of these for fun

and uhm

what a turn of events-

Genshin Impact (males + 7 Minutes in Heaven scenario) click and drag game!

warnings: flashing images

Game notes • How to Play

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Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

Bennett!

my mind at 3am

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

Time for another Round of

✨sexuality crisis✨