I First Read This As "let Us Kill That Foul Nerd. Together" And I Was Really Down For Killing Todd Howard.

I first read this as "let us kill that foul nerd. together" and I was really down for killing Todd Howard.

in celebration of oblivion's birthday, let us kill that foul nord. together

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why dknt we let the girl who sucks and is bad at everything have a try


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11 months ago

My second favourite thing is typing on your phone in a second language, but still feeling obligated to follow correct grammar rules.

My favourite part of getting sick is unlocking strange, familliar sensations, but not remembering where I've felt them before.


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4 months ago

AratPloopr

What would your url be without these letters?

What Would Your Url Be Without These Letters?

I'd be rawayarl

Do not stop the dog, they are taking care of pests! If you let the gnomes live they will only spread and will slowly eat all the worms and snails in your yard. Their numbers will not stop growing and they will not leave any threats to their safety unanswered. What you need to do now is help your dog take out the rest of them, before the situation gets out of control or your dog gets hurt.

Take a shovel or other heavy/sharp gardening implement snd start whacking those little demons as soon as possible. Remember to aim for the hat, that's where most of their vital organs are located. If you cut off their head they will survive and their body will regrow within the next 12 hours and they will come for you. They are, at first glance, quite easy to keep at bay, but be mindful that they don't sneak up behind you. They have sharp teeth and will not hesitate to bite your ankles.

Stay safe and don't fall for their tricks.

Help! My Dog Keeps Hunting These Little Animals In My Yard. I Don't Know If This Is An Endangered Species.

Help! My dog keeps hunting these little animals in my yard. I don't know if this is an endangered species. Anyone has tips on how to stop dogs from doing this?


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11 months ago

THE OWL HOUSE FANDOM COME BACK!!!!!

Here's a list of things I would like to ask or provide for, aswell as ask for recs because I know some of this shit exists I just haven't been in the fandom much (like a lot of us):

More Vee/Masha I BEG

Vee centric content

Hunter being a nerd

More Darius/Alador content

Amity & Willow content. And there like whole past dynamic

RAEDAAAAA but also when they where younger

What was there life like in the human realm?????

Literally how did Vee become friends with those other humans brooo, how was the camp, how was vee as LUZ???

Amphibia x Owl House crossovers???C'mon!!

Older them??? Like from the end when they were going to college. Fuck I need more of that C'mon.

GUSTTHOLOMULE and I don't even mean it romantically. Just them bccccc there so darn cuteeee!!!

Mattholomule centrics I BEGGGG. And more on him and Steve. Him and his life. Him and how he helped keep the school in order with his IDEASSS.

LILITH LILITH BABY LILITH GROWN LILITH LILITHHHHHHHHH. AROACE ROCK!!!!!

More on Gus and his father dynamic

More on Gus period

Gus and Willow friendship

Gus and Hunter friendship

HUNTER CENTRIC

MORE ON LIKE BACKSTORIES ABOUT THE SIDES LIKE SKARA, VINEY, JERBO ppl like that

RAINE RAINE MORE ON THEMMMM OMTITANSSS

The collectors BACKSTORY, ORIGIN, FAMILY??????

I think this is really fun cool stuff to explore, and I might just contribute with this. Because I miss these losers, and I want them to live forever. Don't be stingy with Recommendations guys. Ik we can make a come back because I saw y'all (b)witches on toh anniversary with shit sooooooo.


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10 months ago

This mindset should be the norm, because how could you expect everything you understand to be the one and only normal

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This along with being able to admit that you are wrong about some things you've believed makes you so much more of a likeable person.

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.


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1 month ago

Game studios learn to optimize your fucking games challenge.

Game Studios Learn To Optimize Your Fucking Games Challenge.
Game Studios Learn To Optimize Your Fucking Games Challenge.
Game Studios Learn To Optimize Your Fucking Games Challenge.
Game Studios Learn To Optimize Your Fucking Games Challenge.

Who the fuck do you think you are? You are a toy. A glorified slinky.


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4 months ago
In Absolute Tears About The Pride Module At My Work

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work


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2 years ago

Fun fact:

Your soul is literally inside of your body and can be sucked out orally. This discovery took a lot of trial and error, so I hope it helps.


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fabricatedphilosopher - I hate famed German philosopher Immanuel Kant.
I hate famed German philosopher Immanuel Kant.

(he is stupid) (refer to me as she/her or I will she/hurt you)

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