I Came Up With This Three-way Table To Help Me (and Now You, If You Want) To Rate Things Out Of 5 Stars.

I came up with this three-way table to help me (and now you, if you want) to rate things out of 5 stars. I was thinking of books and films when I made it, but you can probably use it for other stuff.

A three by three table (excluding row and column headings).

The columns are labelled:
Nothing really wrong with it
A few things wrong with it
So many things wrong with it

The rows are labelled:
Lots of awesome things
A few awesome things
Nothing really awesome

The cells inside the table are labelled as follows:
Lots of awesome things/nothing really wrong with it: 5 stars
Lots of awesome things/a few things wrong with it: 4 stars (spicy)
Lots of awesome things/so many things wrong with it: 3 stars (spicy)
A few awesome things/nothing really wrong with it: 4 stars (bland)
A few awesome things/a few things wrong with it: 3 stars (mild)
A few awesome things/so many things wrong with it: 2 stars (spicy)
Nothing really awesome/nothing really wrong with it: 3 stars (bland)
Nothing really awesome/a few things wrong with it: 2 stars (bland)
Nothing really awesome/so many things wrong with it: 1 star

The idea is that you rate the thing on how much stuff you loved and how much stuff you hated, and those things weight against each other. There's only one way to get 5 stars or 1 star, so those should end up as the rarest ratings, wtih 3 stars being the most common.

'Spicy' means that the thing inspires emotion, whether positive or negative, while 'bland' means it doesn't affect you much either way.

An example of a 3-star (spicy) - for me personally - would be the Twilight series, because there's plenty of garbage in there but also some things that are like crack to me. I can't think of an example of a 3 star (bland) because by nature they don't stick in the mind.

(This also assumes giving 0 stars isn't allowed. That'd throw it out of whack...)

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

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8 months ago

🏴‍☠️ stop paying for shit

some sources and resources as of april 2024

tv/cinema (streaming)

fmoviesz dot to

soap2dayx dot to

anix dot to (for anime)

flixtor dot to

hdtoday dot to

myflixerz dot to

swatchseries dot is

if one of the sites i already use doesn't have what i'm looking for, i use duckduckgo to search for alternatives (as opposed to google which always gives me way more bullshit results)

skip paywalls

12ft dot io (doesn't always work)

books and academic articles

libgen dot is

sci-hub dot se

audiobookbay dot is

annas-archive dot org

forum dot mobilism dot org (also hosts mobile apps)

video games

myabandonware dot com (not technically piracy!)

torrent source

1337x dot to (pretty much the only source i use nowadays)

piracy guides

my (very quick) torrenting guide

easyussr.neocities.org/torrenting

edit: apparently necessary disclaimer that everyone and their mother knows about these websites, they can be found through any major search engine, and not talking about them on tumblr dot com won't keep them "secret" because the feds are already more than aware of them.

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1 year ago

i love making art

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1 year ago

“It’s not that wet”

(via)

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1 year ago

When I was but a wee baby high schooler I made this on my school issued chromebook and posted it to my og tumblr blog and I just knew in my heart it would do numbers but alas it got 1 note. (me on my other blog)

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6 months ago

4th dimensional farmer : stop horsing around

The horse in question: