Today is always
Today I will not be relatable. Today I will be unhinged.
As much as I want them to be together as fast as possible bc I'm too impatient for a slow burn, the idea of there not being a gigolas confession until after they sail to valinor is the funniest shit to me, just like
Legolas: Dad, Mom, I have a problem. I think I have a crush on Gimli
Thrandruil: You mean the dwarf you illegally smuggled into elf heaven?
Legolas's mom: because the thought of you two being parted was too unbearable, even after all your other friends had already passed?
Legolas: ya, anyway, do you think he likes me back?
Legolas's mom: do we think... that the dwarf who agreed to sail across the sea with you, to a home full of elves, forsaking the rest of his time he had with his kin on middle earth to escort you to a place of comfort so that you may be at peace when he dies, likes you back?
Legolas:...
Legolas's mom:...
Thrandruil: I swear I didn't raise him to be this dumb.
Tis but thy name that is my enemy.
Crowley bby you did your best and you deserves a gold "you tried" star but a group of two is NOT a clear definition AT ALL
Favorite green pages from my gouache sketchbook 🌿🌼
GROWWWWWWW I PUT THE FEAR OF CROWLEY INTO THEE GROOOOOOOWWW
Raven Paintings by chatte-bleu
HA LOOL
I am so insane about the Job arc.
God says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale says, "How did he wrong you?"
God says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale says, "How will you make it right?"
God says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale says, "Gosh, I don't doubt you know what you are doing and all, but maybe we could slow things down a little and talk about this? And it's essential to the divine plan? Are we sure?"
Crowley says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale looks him in the eye and says, "No, you won't."
Reblogging this to say back to mah bestie (cough cough you know who you are)
HA
Cecil: *giggles*
Carlos: Cecil...I'm trying to catch my breath...and you're giggling???
Cecil: well....
Carlos: please don't say this on air
Cecil: you don't even know what I'm gonna say!
Carlos: S I G H
Carlos: what is it
Cecil: *giggles louder.* I guess you could say I'm very into science
*Pause*
*Hysterical laughter from both*
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