Fallencrow333 - The Sarcastic Poet (So Poetic Mhm Mhm Mhm)

Y’ALL STFU AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT I DESIGNED IN 3 DAYS IN A FUGUE STATE

I think it would be better for everyone if I were to be left alone in the future. Don't you?

— Trista Mateer ,“I Still Forget We’re Not Even Friends”

Legolas : lord Elrond, can I and the rest of Mirkwood's peopls stay at imladris for couple days?

Elrond : why?

Feren : King Thranduil played with ouija board and cursed our kingdom

Legolas : My adar doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at random places and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HOTEL TO YOU?????!!"

Elrond : .....

Boromir: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water? Pippin: Because then the toast would get all soggy?! The Hobbits: *cheering* Boromir: *facepalms*

I’ve heard many songs. So many. But this lyrics verse is by far one of the deepest ones I’ve ever heard.

“Gone now are the old times

Forgotten, time to hold on the railing

The Rubix cube isn't solving for us

Old friends, long forgotten

The old ways at the bottom

Of the ocean now has swallowed

The only thing that's left

Is us, so pardon the silence

That you're hearing is turning

Into a deafening, painful, shameful roar”

-Ode To The Mets by The Strokes

Classicstober: Chiron and his best boy

Crowley + Astronomy

LOTR/The Hobbit character with Onion headlines just because I can