You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.
Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.
Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.
The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???
I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.
Can someone PLEEAASEE make a connie & ony x reader😩😩😩
"I can change him" bitch why, hes the perfect menace to society and i love that
Thanks all of you
I’m saying, please feed us Andre fics please
trying to find an Andre fic is so hard. Bc why is every is everything about jordan and why is anything anout him in Andres tag😂💀
"why suck the strap" why look at a sunset. why listen to your favourite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now
" We're looking for a white male, approximately mid to late 30s, between 5"6 to 6"2 "
" wheels up in 30 "
I think the vampire diaries glosses over what Damon did to Caroline ; and for that reason I can never be a Damon girl. She was better than me I couldn’t just forget that and be all smiles and giggles. And Stefan knew his brother was up to no good he ain’t no better. I would have made it my mission to make Damon miserable and suffer after the compulsion had been over.
im losing my fucking mind here y'all the way claudia wants to grow up the way she hates being a child forever the way she tries to make herself older by dressing more mature n wearing makeup and trying to make her own life in the world and the way everyone else wants to keep her as she is forever the way her role in the new play after being initiated into the coven is the role of a child when they tell her she'll be the lead for the next fifty years THAT'S HER NIGHTMARE. the way her face falls immediately when they tell her her role is a little girl. she wants her body to match her mind and they all see her as a child. im really tired so this is probably incoherent but please it hurts so bad
twitter is so fucking funny like actually