Local Goat Forced To Touch Grass

Tango: We got a little procrastination going on here?

Doc: Well I have two more embers to go, but -- I wanna, you know, I wanna go in the morning when I'm rested well and such

Cleo: [cackling]

Tango: Every bit helps, yeah

[...]

Doc: I might've drunk half a bottle of wine at the moment--

[Laughter from all the hermits in the lobby]

Cleo: Only half?! Lightweight!

Doc, defensively: I had to share!!

God I love these idiots.

[Image ID: A digital illustration of fanart of Docm77 from Hermitcraft over a white background. He is shown from the shoulders up, looking over his shoulder with a bewildered and upset expression. On the upper right is a speech bubble by Rendog that reads "We have to produce eggs together?", a quote from Rendog's video. Doc's response in a speech bubble is only ellipses. End ID]

bringing this back because i for one think it is hilarious

if you had to put a hermit into a blender who would you pick and why

Jevin because I think he'd make a funny noise when I blended him

I would trap Etho in a blender just to see the sad wet cat face but I wouldn't actually blend him

I'd blend Scar with the lid off because he'd fly out of the blender and bounce around like a Looney Tunes character

I want to see Doc, Keralis, and/or Iskall added to the life series specifically because I want to see what happens when they're so freaked out they forget English entirely. Like the boogeyman ambushes them and they either start yelling in their native language or just. screaming.

Or Xisuma. I think he'd be funny in the life series. Kind of like a mix between a therapist and soggy wet cat.

Everyone else's search history is things like "angry shouting german help?" "german phrases to calm down angry german man??" "help too much german??!?"

Thorin: Was that her? The Sackville-Baggins woman?

Bilbo: Yes.

Thorin: I see. If anything, you were overly generous in your description of her.

Hewoo! It's been a while, I wanted to make this back when the start of Doc was having beef with Scar and Grian and it was funny how Ren was just here along the ride.

i'm not sure how many dsmp fans realize just how much fan music is out there. like we all know derivakat and cg5's stuff, and yeah it's fantastic but there is so much more

precious jewel amor has so many dsmp songs with the most heart-wrenching lyrics i've ever heard and beautiful music to accompany them. and they have music for characters that don't always get a bunch of recognition! cbad enjoyers, try listening to savior. cPuffy has Empty and Do It Again. cNiki? You bet! try Hidden in the Depths, Nothing to Lose, or the cNiki AND cJack song, Hate (Heal). ALSO PJA uses repeating motifs across songs to show relationships between characters which just. Amazing!!!

Amanda Fagan has the same range of characters, and her sound varies from sweet and simple ukulele to highly-produced. cCrimeboys enjoyers, listen to their relationship progress through Please Don't Make Me Choose, Play With Dynamite, and Sunken and Shattered. cJack fans, enjoy Bittersweet and Invisible. And I can't forget the SBI song, When Nothing Mattered More Than Friends, ft. other artists such as seiggel, butterscotch bread, and...

Mizz Fish! My god, their voice is so incredible, and they have some of the most creative songs I've seen! Try a song detailing cRanboo's inner monologue inside of his panic room. Or the most beautiful ballad mourning L'manburg.

this post is getting long but. seriously, if you enjoy fan-made music and/or are searching for more dsmp content to consume, check out kroh, megan shumway, Kanaya, ellienort, seiggel, butterscotchbread, Frankie!!, Hator, spirental, trashyinferno. there's so much out there, and you can hear the passion put into these songs. they deserve to be heard!

(Also, most of these artists have original music out too, which you should also absolutely listen to!)

decepticons & memes...

our favorite edgelord megatron doesn't understand them whatsoever. he finds the whole idea both confusing and a waste of time. i feel like IF he ever found one funny, it would be one of those facebook soccer mom memes...

starscream couldn't care less. he would rather spend his time doing something more productive, but he might end up finding one funny if it's one that he properly understands.

i personally believe that soundwave has seen quite a few of Earth's memes during his intel gathering. he has a folder of ones he finds funny saved, and will occasionally reference them.

knockout is sometimes confused by them, but not entirely against the idea. it's a bit of a guilty pleasure actually; he wouldn't ever tell anyone he likes them, but still enjoys any he comes across.

poor breakdown can't even pronounce the word meme. he's just stuck confused while knockout tries to explain the concept to him (and fails).

i don't think dreadwing would ever laugh at or understand a meme. he would probably just give you an odd stare and then walk away tbh.

shockwave,, i'm not actually sure what he would do. probably be similar to dreadwing- confusion and/or aloofness. i'm having a lot of confusion about his character rn so bare with me. </3

tysm for reading, make sure to eat and drink enough today!

rest in peace jellie, you will be missed by everyone who knew you and everyone who saw you in scars videos

fly high, queen jellie

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