Goats

SBI!

but if "b" stood for bird

can they cook: fellowship edition

samwise: obviously. makes the best food ever. doesn’t even follow recipes anymore. can bake too. makes really great pies, both sweet and savory. makes the dough himself.

frodo: no. sam and bilbo mostly cooked for him. sam taught him how to cook potatoes. he messed even that up. he helps by doing dishes and cutting and washing food. he can bake well, though.

pippin: once put an egg on the oven for breakfast. it was in its shell, and exploded. don’t let him near the knives or stove top.

merry: makes pretty good edibles. has mastered brownies and cookies, once put weed in a tart. can make dry sandwiches, that’s about it.

legolas: lmao no. accidentally on a raw diet. he eats everything as is. if you’re luckily he will give it a quick rinse. doesn’t eat meat, probably for the best. one time sam saw him take a bite out of a raw onion like it was an apple and lost his mind.

gimli: yes! makes good roasts and hearty stews. has the best jerky, and puts way to much pepper in everything. uses ground oven for everything he can- he digs a hole, fills it with food, and lights a fire over it. says the dirt add flavor.

aragorn: it’s edible. mostly unseasoned. will use herbs for medicine instead. knows how to perfectly cook any meat, but can’t make a salad for the life of him.

boromir: grill dad. he only cooks over flame. carrots? grill. potatoes? grill. nuts? grill. he’s a big fan of just, throwing the food into the fire pit. to be fair, it tastes pretty good. only uses salt, pepper and paprika.

gandalf: no one has ever seen gandalf cooking. truth is, he can, in theory. hasn’t actually cooked in forever. the last thing he made was a birthday cake. it was no one’s birthday. he ate it by himself and didn’t share with anyone.

if you had to put a hermit into a blender who would you pick and why

Jevin because I think he'd make a funny noise when I blended him

I would trap Etho in a blender just to see the sad wet cat face but I wouldn't actually blend him

I'd blend Scar with the lid off because he'd fly out of the blender and bounce around like a Looney Tunes character

kinda liked how this sketch looked so decided to clean it up a bit and post

'“Perhaps a story?” Gandalf suggested, far too innocently. “I believe I have just the tale for such a night as this!”

“I bet you do,” Bilbo muttered from above.

“One about a wolf and a hobbit,” Gandalf continued, either not hearing Bilbo’s annoyance, or just ignoring him entirely. “A member of our very own company, in fact.”'

-@conkers-theficwriter, Chapter 1 of Poet

AO3 is down, which gave me the motivation to actually do something productive! And I've been wanting to draw this scene since I read it. Anyway when AO3 is back up, read Conkers' series!! (Part one is Soldier!)

etho is this week's phase winner! "I would like to thank Bdoubleo's mother."

I still love Transformers Prime. Reblog if you still love it too

Aizawa and his goofy ass smile >>>

Such a funny guy

Congratulations

I don’t think They can get away with this