Thranduil : I failed the safety test today
Elrond : why?
Thranduil : they asked me what steps I would take in the event of a fire
Elrond : and?
Thranduil : apparently "fucking big ones" wasn't the answer
I love drawing Bdubs in overalls. I'm also still sad about the Glare's.
'“Perhaps a story?” Gandalf suggested, far too innocently. “I believe I have just the tale for such a night as this!”
“I bet you do,” Bilbo muttered from above.
“One about a wolf and a hobbit,” Gandalf continued, either not hearing Bilbo’s annoyance, or just ignoring him entirely. “A member of our very own company, in fact.”'
-@conkers-theficwriter, Chapter 1 of Poet
AO3 is down, which gave me the motivation to actually do something productive! And I've been wanting to draw this scene since I read it. Anyway when AO3 is back up, read Conkers' series!! (Part one is Soldier!)
yippee! wahoo!
Day 10//Sacrifice
hermittober day 1: frost
i wanted to make a really quick drawing for this but something happened
tangotek the kind of guy to make a redstone contraption that fails and blows up in his face, and when the smoke clears from the explosion he is completely pitch black due to all of the ash, except for his eyes, which are still visible and go "blink blink" before he shakes the ashes off and is completely back to normal
technobald
may i ask for tfp optimus & knockout (u can add others if u want!!) with a reader who gets sleepy very easily? like they sleep anywhere and everywhere and yawn a lot
Howdy, first thing thank you for your request.
I hope you’ll enjoy it (sorry for not adding more charas, I’m a bit busy)
No warnings, just some fluff.
- He would notice your strange behavior pretty early after meeting him.
- He knows that human’s need to sleep at least six hours every day to have enough energy to do their daily activities and to stay healthy, so he would definitely find it strange to see you sleepy and yawning all day.
- He would ask you about it.
-Do you know why you get sleepy so easily?
- Isn’t yawing a sign that you need more oxygen!?
-Do you get enough vitamins and nutrients?!
- He would definitely talk to ratchet about your behavior maybe even bring you with him.
- He’s worried cause he doesn’t see it as normal for you to be so sleepy, although he finds it quite cute cause you look so peaceful when you’re asleep
- If you’re with him while he’s driving you home/to the base and you’re feeling sleepy again, he would turn his radio on to play peaceful music so you could get at least some rest.
- Most of the time he isn’t at the base, but he knows you are so he would allow you to go to his room so you could get some rest (He knows when the kids and bumblebee/ wheeljack/ smokescreen are, there you can’t get your deserved rest. Well, and he’s worried that you might get hurt while sleeping/ resting on the couch cause of the kids including bee and Smokey oh and the adult Autobot called wheeljack)
-If he’s in his true form he would pick you up the moment you get sleepy and pet your head (He thinks it helps you fall asleep)
-Cause of you he always carries a blanket with him
- Even though he is okay with you being sleepy he would most likely take you to a human doctor
- He wants to know if something wrong with your health and how he can help you.
- But if the doc tells you/him that your in perfect condition he would relax a bit, although he would never stop worrying about it, at least a little bit.
- He would think it’s normal for humans to be so sleepy (He doesn’t really interact with other humans beside you and the ones at street racings, but those humans are not worthy his time besides showing them that their cars suck )
- It might confuse him why you’re opening your mouth so much.
- The moment he learns that humans in fact are not as sleepy as you are he would be confused.
-What is the reason for you to be so sleepy? Don’t you get enough rest or is it because of bad fuel (food/water) you’re consuming?
- He would ask you about it, but if you don’t know why you get so sleepy, that’s enough for him and he wouldn’t bother asking you ever again.
- He doesn’t really mind that you’re a sleepy little human, cause on the one hand he finds it cute on the other hand it adds another reasons for him to think that humans are weak little pests/pets (you’re the pet all the other humans are pests) .
-On the nemesis there’s not really a place for you to rest so he would make sure to at least give you a corner in his room/the med bay who nobody would accidentally step on you so you could rest while he’s working.
- You know those really huge dog pillows/beds that are more like human size? He would get you one or two
-He would fill it with some pillows and blankets and a teddy bear (don’t ask him where he got those, you don’t wanna know).
Uncle tech
I want to see Doc, Keralis, and/or Iskall added to the life series specifically because I want to see what happens when they're so freaked out they forget English entirely. Like the boogeyman ambushes them and they either start yelling in their native language or just. screaming.
Or Xisuma. I think he'd be funny in the life series. Kind of like a mix between a therapist and soggy wet cat.
Everyone else's search history is things like "angry shouting german help?" "german phrases to calm down angry german man??" "help too much german??!?"