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No, but seriously. If whenever you get up from wherever you start to feel faint, get palpitations, get numb, get nauseous, get light-headed and/or literally feel your blood drop to your feet, check the symptoms of Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome.

hc, techno is a piglin brute

Yes, amazing, love vampire au.

Hi, again. Now that we’ve seen techno pretending to be a vampire, can we have real vampire techno, like trying to keep it a secret, but get found out? Sorry if I’m annoying you with all the ‘vampire techno’ I just like the idea and your last fic was really good. It would be a fun hypothetical, or fic. You don’t have to if you don’t want to.

(Sorry my guy! I was trying to write a fic about this, but my brain legit said, “No”) (so hypothetical instead, really sorry ;-;)

- Techno stays inside WAY more, in my head sunlight isn’t actually deadly to vampire but annoying as fuck and can burn at the skin

- Techno is pale as fuck and people tell him to go out more (hA, if only they knew)

-doesn’t smile, like at all, very rarely, but if he does it’s with no teeth (which made people think Techno’s this angsty sad bitch, which is a fucking good ass concept to me)

- he doesn’t actually drink others blood, are you crazy??? You know how much bacteria and germs are in people’s bodies, especially their blood???

- he is probably a different kind of vampire, like he feeds on other people’s energy?

- like being around people is enough to give energy to Techno, BUT it would take actual months to be constantly around Techno to kill you,,

- so there’s nothing you have to worry about

- I don’t know if I should give him powers, he’s already op as an normal huma-

- Techno can’t actually hypnotize people but he can suggest them to do something and they would fall in favour for it

- if the person doesn’t want to actually do it, the suggestion doesn’t work :/

- slightly telekinetic? He can move objects with his mind but barely,,

- he can transform into other animals!! But the energy needed for it is TOO much so he kinda just turns into a bat if he wants,, doesn’t find much use for it tho

- basically being a vampire sucks for Techno, and he hates it

- the other Empireans (that’s not a word I know frick) know Techno’s a vampire

- Phil would have questioned on why Techno doesn’t go out much, etc. Etc. He probably peered pressure Techno into telling the truth

- Pete probs found out when he saw Techno turn into a bat

-“What…?”

-“Pete I swear I can explain-“

- Techno is allergic to redstone rip (like how vampires are to garlic, you get what I’m sayin?) (Idk what else he could be allergic to, share your thoughts!)

- there’s rumours about him being a vampire, and whenever it’s brought up Techno shits himself

-“oh nononnononon, they can’t know, nope, nope, nope-“

- he awkwardly denies it, which the others think is him playing along the ruse, so people DOUBLE think he’s a vampire (as a joke, but bitch, Techno is shitting himself)

- The first person to find out outside of the Empire group is actually TOMMY

- his reaction was that of screaming and shock (which Techno suspected would happen)

- but then Tommy proceeds to not actually blackmail Techno with this newfound secret and actually made sure he didn’t rat out Techno (which Techno did not suspect would happen)

- (Tommy would either have been TOO scared to expose Techno, cause Techno is a vampire OR he actually genuinely cares about keeping Techno’s true identity)

- (the second one is really sweet, but let’s face it the the first one is probably the truth 😅)

- everyone finds out eventually, and Techno’s heart fucking drops

- he waits for people to charge into his base with a pitchforks, demanding that he go into solitary confinement

-But like no one actual goes to his base and everything is just normal?

- Techno’s like “???”

- he then asked someone why they haven’t killed him and the other persons like ???

- “why the fuck would we? Have you seen the other people here??? If anything your fucking normal compared to them”

- once everyone found out that Techno was a vampire they did kinda freak out, but then Phil interceded and said that Techno doesn’t drink blood and is actually harmless for a vampire

- then everyone goes chill cause Techno’s never been a threat to them as vampire, only as a dictator soooo,

- everyone is fucking chill with Techno being a vampire, and they don’t ask him to go outside anymore which Techno is fucking delighted with

- if someone sees Techno getting tired they just kinda sit there with him until he’s okay again (which awww)

(So yeah, a little short, but i dont think anyone would really mind Techno being a vampire, when essentially he’s harmless,,,)

Link! I need to see proof! I don’t want this to be true!!

WISP LEFT BUSINESS BAY????

It was great, one of the best

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Eat her toes

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I keep picking up stray followers. I’m not sure how, or why. But is this what Bruce Wayne feels like? Is this why he has an army of tiny children that want to punch people in the face and dance on roof tops? Do I need to teach y’all how to throw knives now??

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