Help Her

So today I made 2 discoveries!

#1: There exists an "emotional support" rubber chicken, complete with removable vest:

#2: My bearded dragon, Saffron, is approximately the size of a rubber chicken:

I have done a Thing™ with this information.

BEHOLD! A MAN CHICKEN

I was reminded that those bendy plush flower things existed and this came to mind

bunny ears

this autism month, Say No to Autism Speaks, Say Yes to Autism FREAKS

Pancake run

Lofi Pearl

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔