You called the cone minions "Safety Cryptids" and that made me think of like a horrible demon monster who shows up at night and in a haunting shrill voice says "You should wear a high visibility peice of clothing on night time walks, to ensure you're safe when crossing the road" amd some poor child WEEPING because Bolgoth the safest one just walked up and started lecturing them
Not yet so far
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First morning together~ Delia comes off as very put together and emotionally secure, but she too still has stuff to work on (namely her abandonment issues)
[All comics in order here]
BONUS:
First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.
Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.
new wiz lore
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Huoyan and Xia Junyu
Silly
sweet beep boop
Oh no